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1.
Man of unparralled sexiness, hung like a donkey and a god in the sack. Can pull women in his sleep and is completely oblivious to his own sexiness and magnetic pull with women. Also very forgiving!
Wow, did you see that guy, he was beyond sexy!

Yeah he's a Carl for sure!
by Acorn010 September 11, 2008
 
2.
an all-around great guy, center of any social gathering, knows how to get on anyone's level and make a connection, compassionate, down to earth, intelligent, great lover, sexy, humble
"carl" is a guy that can't be ignored
by yourgirlinsc February 11, 2010
 
3.
Intelligent. Kinglike. A true gentleman. Loves the ladies. Usually handsome. Rock & roll is in his blood. Can be counted on in a crisis. Competitive, adventurous, and determined. Philosophical. Innovative. Opinionated. Loves excitement and travel.
There are many famous Carl's but they don't get the attention they deserve.
by knowsem February 08, 2010
 
4.
Man with limited ambition but always seems to land on his feet.

Great sense of humour but has an overbearing personality.
Pretty handy in the sack but selfish as a lover.
Seems generally happy with life but is internally depressed at all times.
Never grows up but can hold a mature conversation.
loves life but hates people an their f**ked up ways

generally confused but manages to hide it really well
"Dude that Carl guy...he's a little funny eh? Don't think I could live with him though!"
by hotbadger February 03, 2010
 
5.
A Unique individual of great taste. A Master Chef, a lover of the Arts. Ma ny Carls have aquired enormous amounts of secretive wealth this has been achieved through stealth and intense planning.

Carl will appear to be a ordinary person, but beware carl's can plan the invasion of a country, they are masterminds at planning the downfall of their enemys.

They like roast beef and a sleep in
Carl Scmidt - Mechanic.. Former Luftwaffe pilot
by captain-carl February 06, 2010
 
6.
an endearing term for a friend or family member that does something extremely stupid or silly and instead of calling them other names, you call them Carl!
Brent: I just lit the wrong end of my cigg while driving and ran off the road into a pile of horse crap!
You: Good going Carl!
by Dolphins111 September 22, 2009
 
7.
To throw up violently or in an exceptionally awkward or hilarious manner. Similar to a "Ralph" but funnier. There is a fine line of separation between a Ralph and a Carl, but where you tend to feel better after you Ralph, you feel equally bad after you Carl.
Person 1 "Did you see what Johnny just did?"
Person 2 "No, what?"
Person 1 "Well he was making weird sounds, sort of like a fart, but when I looked over he was Carling slowly all over the floor."

by PatEw September 05, 2007