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1. nixon
A bowel movement. Shit.
I gotta take a nixon.
by Geezer Dec 4, 2003 share this
2. nixon
When the shaft of a male's penis adhears to his scrotum or testies via sweat or uncomfortable clothing and positioning. When when viewed from side or at a profile view, bears resemblence to former President Richard Nixon's face.
Man his classroom's way to hot. I've totaly got a nixon going on!
3. Nixon
Penis.
She only likes him for his large nixon.
Suck my nixon!
It looks like his nixon must have gotten caught in some farm machinery.
4. nixon
Another name for the commonly used word "nigger".

Used usually in the presence of niggers so you can inconspicuously talk about them while they are near

Describes any type of black person, but usually darker skinned, not mullatos
Dude, all these nixons are creeping me! They keep eying me like I've got Grape drink or something.

Wow, I really hate these nixons
5. Nixon
(Verb) A variation of a motorboat. While a man is shaking his face between two breasts he will hold up peace signs and say "I am not a crook!"
He started to give me a motorboat but then he started giving me a Nixon
6. NIXON
A kick ass watch company that a lot of companies bite.
You will know how long you have 'till bar-30.
by Lilly Feb 1, 2005 share this
7. nixon
An obscure term for a turd, most likely coined by the author Kinky Friedman in his mystery novels
The cat left a nixon in Ratso's shoe.
by Refugee Jul 14, 2004 share this
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