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deaking by sophie xox December 9, 2008
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draking and driving
The act of driving while simultaneously listening to Drake. This act typically results in ending up at your ex's house while crying. Much like drinking and driving, sometimes your actions aren't controllable resulting in regret later on. Most common songs which cause Draking and driving are: Say Something, Doing It Wrong, Marvin's Room, & Best I Ever Had although there are numerous others. Don't confuse with R. Kelly cruising which is the act of listening to R. Kelly resulting in an unexpected sexual encounter with an ex, a friend, or a hooker.
Bob tuned into some Drake while he was getting fast food at 2am, but somehow ended up at his ex's house only to wake up to pain & regret the next morning and also remembering that his ex is a huge whore! Unfortunately this was a bad case of Draking and Driving!
draking and driving by ChizzyB October 21, 2013
Deaning
The act of grooming a friend's girlfriend in the hopes of lining up future sexual opportunities.
Deaning is a disengenuous act usually performed by those whom you trust the most. People who dean generally do so in abundance, carrying their various deaning conquests as a badge of honour. These individuals are always seeking to expand their deaning ventures, hoping to obtain a conglomerate of females at their sexual whim. Such people are often found to be stating "I love her so much" and asking "Where is your girl?", "How is she doing?" in passing conversation.
Deaning is a disengenuous act usually performed by those whom you trust the most. People who dean generally do so in abundance, carrying their various deaning conquests as a badge of honour. These individuals are always seeking to expand their deaning ventures, hoping to obtain a conglomerate of females at their sexual whim. Such people are often found to be stating "I love her so much" and asking "Where is your girl?", "How is she doing?" in passing conversation.
Concerned man: Is Bartholomew deaning my girlfriend right now? Should I be worried?
Delusional friend: Nah dawg, he's just an amicable character
Delusional friend: Nah dawg, he's just an amicable character
dumpleton dealing
Dumpleton dealing is the skilled art of having the dexterity, skill and experience of dealing a game of poker where the dealer is able to manipulate the cards at the last minute or last round of betting in order that a player who was odds on favourite to win ends up losing to a very unlikely turn of fate. Many dumpleton dealers are also magicians and can adapt there skills easily to close up magic or street cons such as 3 card monte.
Ian had a Full House Aces over Kings, he could only lose to one card, middle pin nine of hearts to give the other guy a straight flush, Sarah was dealing and last card she turned the nine of hearts!! She was dumpleton dealing for sure!!
dumpleton dealing by GamblersRamblers January 16, 2014
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deakin derwishing
Deakin derwishing is the practice of playing several gaming tables at the same time. A person may be playing roulette, blackjack and dice simultaneously by running from one table to the other placing bets. It can also be said of a person playing several slot machines at the same time
Simon was Deakin derwishing in the casino last night, at one stage he was playing 5 tables at once
That guy can run fast - he has to with all the Deakin derwishing he does!
That guy can run fast - he has to with all the Deakin derwishing he does!
deakin derwishing by GamblersRamblers February 10, 2014
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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