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When a man gets an erection then rubs it with the underside of a desk
Matthew enjoys extreme desking in science class
by The Horse January 04, 2005
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Performance of the sexual act on a desk, generally in a corporate office environment. Possibly an attempt by a junior member of staff to enhance career prospects. Often results from a mid-life crisis on the part of more senior management. Note - likely to end in career termination if caught.
Jim : That Elena in the office over there looks a dirty little minx.

Dan : Yeah .... she needs a good desking.
by KnifeVictim January 31, 2009
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When a man gets an erection then rubs it on the lower side of a desk then when it's gets soft he pushes the TOP of the penis down on the desk until he produces an orgasm
Hey have you heard about jake he was desking in class and then he kept moaning Yes when he produced the orgasm
by Killemanjaro April 01, 2017
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The act of a man throwing a desk at a man or woman,then making a hole by smashing his erection through the desk,and having sex with the person who was hit by the desk.
Mom:Jill!Why are you in a wheel chair?!

Girl:John desked me 5 times very roughly!I told him I hate desking!
by Ruffman8890 December 25, 2013
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When two male guys w/dicks bone behind trees
Joey and Mike were Desking behind the trees at six flags
by Britt October 27, 2004
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I earned a lot of money while I was desking today.
by lieningover October 12, 2012
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