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A Simon is often a lovely natured cute boy, that is known for being kind and giving. Will always give out gum or sweets for no reason other than to be nice. A simon will go to the end of the world and back just to please the person he loves and when he loves someone, will make them feel special everyday and always be loyal. They often have green-ish eyes and brown hair. They have good music taste and love american themed items. Any simon is adorable and will be there any time of day if you needed help. They're never boring and easy to get along with. If you ever meet a simon, become his best friend, love them and never let them go. They will change your life and be the best thing to ever happen. A simon will also love to cuddle and gives out the best cuddles.
Person 1: Whats the best thing to ever happen to you

Person 2: I met a Simon
by SPloverXX November 07, 2012
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A Sexy Beast. One with a huge cock, and gigantic balls. Known for being sweet and gentle when it comes to women. The females dig Simon. Often used to describe a good friend.Describes a friend that wouldn't leave other friends if they had a flat tire.
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Used to describe someone that needs a smart,intellectual, and beautiful women in their life.
Holy Shit, that is one Simon cock.
Damn, why are you so damn Simon, id smack.
Why don't I take you back to my place and I can give you the Simon.
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I love this boy. He is extremely funny and cute. He is one of the most interesting people iv ever met and always looks a million miles away. Constantly thinking of himself as unimportant and not good enough. He attracts people who usually don’t have that much intelligence but he is wicked smart. Even though he is extremely shy he is a quirky little firecracker. Never let him go, he is so special.
Me: Hahaha did you hear simon today, that was hilarious!
Friend: Yeah, hes great!
by Annie4569 December 27, 2012
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A fabulously cool way of saying Yeah Man!
Hey dude! Did you check out that girls ass?

Si-mon!
by Senerenty March 01, 2005
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A very small midget that help his friend to get them girl and make fun of other while other people don't care and help his friend to get girl that already have a boyfriend and the friend of his is trying to act smart to get them girls while he can't.
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Simon is a Latino-American word used for Yeah, Or Hell yeah.

Guy1- Ey guey you think that hyna over there is fine?
Guy2- ay Simon homez she is fine.
by Cubanitamami December 21, 2006
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Mexican slang for yeah or yes. An alternative to saying si. Said a lot by cholos and chicanos.
José: Yo ese, can I talk to ya for a sec?
Miguel: Simon!
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