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An alternative to having a girlfriend
"I just got rejected again, oh well, guess it's just me and my hand again"
by .. December 11, 2003
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When someone is very quick while fighting.
Yo that nigga got some hands, dont fuck with him
by Ryan March 11, 2004
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A word used to describe someone who is either
A: Willing to accept a fist fight hastily
B: Able to fight well
or
C: Someone who is feared because of their fighting abilities or past fighting experiences.
"He got hands, don't fuck with him"

Or,
a taunt,

"You ain't got no hands to talk"
by Eyeballing December 07, 2006
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When somebody says or does something stupid, "hands" is called on them. The person that called it gets to slap the other person's hand. If somebody calls "brakes" then it cancels out "hands", therefore one would call "hands, no brakes" to prevent that from happening.
Jonathon: Shit, I don't know what to write in this example box!
Bumm: Hands, no brakes! *slap*
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The ability to catch a football very easily, and barely ever drop it no matter the difficulty.
Randy Moss has hands dawg.
by Kevin M. M November 30, 2006
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Acronym. Have a nice day. (Often said sarcastically.)
by luser November 21, 2002
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the part on your body at the end of your arms with fingers that you type with dumbass!
by coca October 31, 2003
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