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Derking
Derking by Lola Murder December 1, 2018
derking off
a combination of the words 'derka' and 'jerking off'
when it's specifically a brown person masturbating, they are 'derking off', rather than 'jerking off'.
when it's specifically a brown person masturbating, they are 'derking off', rather than 'jerking off'.
blawal khan was derking off until his mom caught him.
jhooti kamal was derking off his sister, halabibibakalaka... wait, what?
jhooti kamal was derking off his sister, halabibibakalaka... wait, what?
derking off by derkaderkallah January 9, 2010
Derking Off
One who chooses to sit out of certain mainly activities to partake in, what would be seen as the "you have no balls" option when comparing to friends.
Examples:
-You didn't go hunting because you decided to watch football on Saturday and send texts to a group chat about men who tackle other men while wearing tights which seemed overly orgasmic.
-You opted out of hanging out with the guys to FaceTime your wife.
-While the guys are hanging out you are facetiming with your wife.
-You didn't go hunting because it's too windy
or raining out.
-You would rather go to an auction and buy someone else's junk with the wife than go deer hunting.
-you don't respond to a text all day because your with the wife.
Examples:
-You didn't go hunting because you decided to watch football on Saturday and send texts to a group chat about men who tackle other men while wearing tights which seemed overly orgasmic.
-You opted out of hanging out with the guys to FaceTime your wife.
-While the guys are hanging out you are facetiming with your wife.
-You didn't go hunting because it's too windy
or raining out.
-You would rather go to an auction and buy someone else's junk with the wife than go deer hunting.
-you don't respond to a text all day because your with the wife.
Derking Off by Hamm and cheese October 31, 2017
darking up
darking up by Starchylde August 10, 2016
decking the sisters
A term originating from a Let's Play of the video game Virtual Bart, it means punching a woman in the breasts.
decking the sisters by jadeheartoffire January 3, 2013
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Slop Grenade
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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