brocker

v. To blatantly damage and destroy another's property, with complete knowledge of the value that item holds to someone else.

Guy 1: "you just brockered that girl's car!"
Guy 2: "I know, but I don't care."

brocker by rarebear January 4, 2008

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Blocker Bait

Blocker Bait is the friend you call to keep the Cock Blocker busy while you try to get laid.

"Can my fat cousin CeCe come with us tonight? She bored."
Uh-oh. Better find some Blocker Bait.

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a word used for children who think they are depressed and use these emojis:😭🥺😣 unironically

kid:i'm so depressed😭🥺
you:yes your so brocken

brocken by the virgin March 24, 2021

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Any easily obtainable object used for hiding a sudden and unanticipated erection (popup), while in public.

Steve had to use a dodge ball in gym class as a popup blocker to hide his huge broner from any onlooking male counterparts.

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Mainly used by little kids on Snapchat or TikTok after being 'rejected' by their 3rd grade crush.

Also uses '😭😢😡' unironically.

Person 1: Have you heard? Jake got rejected
Person 2: Yeah, he said he's 'brocken' on his Snapchat story and sent 'streaks dhmu'

brocken by tybzm October 21, 2021

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One who stands in front of a locker, making it impossible for anyone to access their locker.

Catherine, stop being such a locker blocker!!!!!!!

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Don't go crazy tonight. I'm going for brunch with the girls in the morning so you have the kids all by yourself. 'booze blocker'

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