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1. brunch
Contraction of breakfast and lunch, usually occurring around the hour of 11 a.m. Typically reserved for snobs and biddies who like tea and jam.
"Muffy, would you care for a bit of brunch after tennis? I can make reservations at the Forsythia Garden Tea House."

"Splendid. Do."
by Skizzle Apr 4, 2004 share this
2. brunch
It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You don't get completely what you would get at breakfast, but you get a good meal.
Helen Lovejoy: Well, I had just finished eating and was about to leave when I looked over this way and said to myself, "Why, isn't that Marge Simpson over there, having brunch with a man who isn't her husband?"
3. Brunch
A group of Caucasian people.
I had dinner with a brunch of friends.
4. brunch
a weekend ritual for twenty-something New Yorkers involving the sharing of the first meal of the day with friends after a night of debauchery. Brunch can occur any time after noon and before 5 p.m. on either Saturday or Sunday and serves as a great way to catch up with friends over moderately priced food as well as bloody marys, mimosas or several glasses of champagne. Post-brunch activities often include napping or drunk shopping.
Sunday brunch is like gay church.
5. Brunch
A new meal added between breakfast and lunch. All in all, a very difficult concept to understand.
If I microwave some leftover pizza, but do so at eleven in the morning, would it be classified as breakfast or brunch?
by Diggity Monkeez Apr 30, 2005 share this
6. brunch
an excuse for fat people to eat an extra meal.
"I'm still hungry after my enormous breakfast, but it's too early for lunch. Isn't not too late, however, for brunch!"
by Silly Ho Dec 29, 2004 share this
7. Brunch
A Bro Punch.

The act of a Bro punching another Bro.
Bro 1: "Hey look over there!"
Bro 2: "Huh?" {looks away}
{PUNCH!}
Bro 2: "Ahhhhh, What was that bro?"
Bro 1" That was a brunch for sleeping with my ex-girlfriend!
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