thinking 

Something an avetard does after you ask him a basic ass question. You can ask him the most simple shit and he will not respond for like 15 mins and when you ask him again he'll be like "i was thinking" it's pretty obvious that this dude is dumb as shit and useless af.

Aye stutt didn't answer my question about when his birthday is and its been 30 mins....oh he's just thinking.

thinking by TurnM3Up November 20, 2019

Thinking 

A complex process that typically involves head scratching and "Hmm" noises, and is often followed by an "aha!" in normal people, or a stupid comment in cheerleaders.

Steve: Suzy, do you want to go to the movies with me tonight?

Suzy: I can't; I'm thinking.

Thinking by Grent May 1, 2008

Thinking 

The process of enslaving one's brain cells to consider or reason about something.

I'm thinking of asking her if she wants to go visit the animal shelter.

Thinking by 40 Year-Old Divorced Dad August 21, 2019

thinking 

1. Something that very few people do anymore.
2. The complex interactions of neurons in the brain that enable processing of information.

1. What in the world are you thinking? You could have been hit by a car!
2. What are you doing? "Thinking about what you just said."

thinking by Racerman2001 June 6, 2018

thinking 

using the muscle between your ears to create conclusions regarding what other people do and say.

I was thinking about the first definition of "thinking" and it pissed me off.

thinking by BartRules October 31, 2003

thinking 

what I don't do during class

I was "thinking" during class today.

thinking by pink_lilywater6406 September 6, 2018

Thinking 

When you think about someone and you get really horny

My boyfriend is so hot, i'm thinking so hard rn

Thinking by boopsboopsinabucket December 8, 2020