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1.
99% of the definitions on this site.
You don't need to search to find a useless definition on this site.
by dref said right June 12, 2004
 
2.
The end result of going through the American educational system.
Jack: I'm scared to think, can you decide things for me.
Gas Sation Attendant(GSA): Didn't you just graduate from college?
Jack: Yes I have a college duh-gree.
GSA: Ah, I see. Ok. You gave me $20...
Jack: Yeah, thats a twenty dollar bill, right?
GSA: ...and you put $16.50 on pump 11.
Jack: Stop. Just give me my change.
by m1z_w1z_11 August 27, 2005
 
3.
A person who cannot be counted on to do anything
Chris, ever since you got a girlfriend you have been absolutley useless
by Da Tonic August 21, 2006
 
4.
1. anything that has little or no use.

2. any obbject of which has no use.

3. the opposite of usefull(also see: feckless).

4. any information distributed/typed/spoken by Gayrab (see example of useless drivel down below).
Gayrab: "I"VE BEEN SKATEBOARDING SINCE 1964! YOU ARE A KOOK! I'VE BEEN RIDING THE SAME BOARD FOR 18 YEARS! I CAN'T KNEESLIDE AND I HATE SKATING ON WATERFALL SHAPED BOTTOM POOLS!"
by TA June 17, 2004
 
5.
someone who's helpless and incompetent
Oscar is so useless that he has trouble even screwing in a light bulb
by Gerard Irick February 27, 2009
 
6.
Woman that won't stay in the kitchen.
(noun) A woman that won't stay in the kitchen is useless.
by jibjab711 May 11, 2014
 
7.
the person who can't spell object
TA is useless because he typed the word 'obbject'
by TA is retarded June 01, 2009