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The most Epic surname ever! Only the awesomest people will have it!

There's a 'Cult of Handby' group on Facebook!

The Handby's tend to be accident prone and mentally unstable. They're the absolute shit!
Guy1: That chick is awesome...weird though

Guy 2: Dude, that's cause she's a Handby!
Handby by EmmaSophie November 4, 2010
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Come in Handy 

An English slang expression meaning that something will be useful at some time in the future. It is an expression used by hoarders to justify the retention of all sorts of useless junk.
Don’t chuck it out, it may come in handy.
Come in Handy by AKACroatalin October 9, 2016
A name typically given to a Korean girl.
Hanbyeol is a shy-at-first kinda person, but when you get to know her, she becomes this goofy fun ball of laughter and amazement. She likes to make people smile and she has a big heart. She will usually say things that don't make sense, and can be kind of clumsy at times.
If you're friends with a Hanbyeol, look no further for a strong and loyal bond! You are very blessed if you have a Hanbyeol in your life. They are the most amazing and beautiful people you will ever meet. Keep a Hanbyeol in your life, they are a rare gem.
-> Who's that?
-> It's Hanbyeol, she's pretty cool!
-> Oh, do you know her?
-> Yup, being friends with her is one of the greatest achievements in life!
-> Woahh!
hanbyeol by AppleGrapeCherry May 5, 2020

Handbrain 

A smartphone, or any small, multifunction, touchscreen communications device which effectively allows the user to stop thinking.

Named for the Handbrain devices in Howard Tayler's Schlock Mercenary.
Ever since Kaff got that new Handbrain, he's barely been talking with us at all.
Handbrain by Dr. Jingo December 12, 2012

Haunted Handy 

Getting a handjob in a cemetery while laying on tombstone… or on grass beside the tombstone
Sean received a haunted handy from Jules.

Whoa dude I can't believe she gave you a haunted handy!

He got a haunted handy on Richard Nixon's Tombstone
Haunted Handy by croat10 August 11, 2014

Handy Johnson 

Another term for a hand-job
My women was giving me dome after she gave me the classic handy johnson
Handy Johnson by Gimaf October 27, 2012

Happy Handy 

An Irish adaptation of the American high-5.

It's execution is in two steps:
First: Both parties swings their arm across their chest, their palm facing themselves. They both say or cheer 'Happy'.

Second: They swing their hands back across their chest, connecting with the backs of their hands. They both say 'Handy', as the connection is made.

This is generally done in one fluid move.

Multiple people can have a group Happy Handy, but this gets more difficult.
Example:
Guy 1: Here lad, I just convinced the ol' doll to try anal.

Guy 2: Fair fucks kid, Happy Handy, wouldn't doubt cha!
Happy Handy by cianmo June 29, 2011
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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