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1. handjob
The 21st century equivalent of the kiss.
by anonymous Sep 7, 2003 add a video
2. handjob
Discovered by men but stolen by the female species at a horrid attempt to bargain with the opposite sex by attempting to offer something as a treat, when in reality, it is something very ordinary, manipulated by evil girls to make you do chores or give them flowers.
"a handjob, that's a man job; but a blowjob? that's yo' job."
by Alex R Apr 10, 2004 add a video
3. handjob
When another person (woman or man but preferabla a woman) rubs a man's penis with their hand, usually to make them reach orgasm.
There's a reason guys want girls to do it; its mostly in the mind. A guy would probably do it better than a girl but the realization that someone else is doing it and they're a girl makes the guy feel better and he's more likely to cum faster. It's the same reason a straight girl wouldn't want a lesbian to eat them out; you know that she's going to do a better job than your average guy but the fact that it is another woman will make you sick to your stomach. Ditto with a straight guy being offered a hand job or blow job from a dude; you would rather do it yourself than let another dude anywhere near your cock.
by anonymous Sep 17, 2004 add a video
4. handjob
What sex was in eighth grade.
Robin gave me a handjob in the back of the #20 bus.
by nostalgic Feb 27, 2003 add a video
5. HANDJOB
when one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation (spooging)
That little slut Kimmy was giving a handjob to every guy on the swim team last night!
by Marty Oct 16, 2003 add a video
6. handjob
when a male or female repeatedly moves there hand up and down over a mans penis
one night me and my boyfreind where listening to music when he got a boner so he grabbed my hand and put it down his pants. i pulled my hand out and started unbuttoning his pants and pulled down his boxers below his penis. i slowly started moving my hand up and down to increase his want for more and i kept holding a kiss not breaking it. my hand started moving faster so he began to moa under my lips. he locked and relaxed his knees repeatedly almost collapsing. he began to cum everywhere but i didn't stop my hand making him cum repeatedly.

That is the correct way to give a handjob.
7. handjob
When a woman touches a man's penis in a sexual act. It is like having someone mastribate for you.
Jackie gave Ed a handjob.
by anonymous Jun 27, 2003 add a video
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