johnson

penis; or it can be someones last name (for example Gen. Johnson)

My johnson is large.

"Hello Ms.Johnson," said Bub.

by Stephen C February 1, 2006

johnson

a man with a well endowed sexual organ

its long and distinguished... like my johnson (as in 'top-gun')

by alfonso burns March 17, 2005

johnson

you either have one or you are one

I heard Mr. Johnson has a big johnson.

by dg20 June 28, 2006

johnson

A man's penis, no matter what the size.

Long Dong Silver: Man, you have a tiny johnson.

by Dave111 July 15, 2005

johnson

n. 1. slang for Penis

1.Bona Fide Ride
Step Aside My Johnson
Yes I Could In The Woods Of Wisconsin.

2. That boy has got a huge Johnson.

by Gregory Rice April 4, 2005

johnson

A black man's penis/dong/wang/dick/knob/trunk/hose

A Johnson must be very long.

"Yo nigga! Put chow Johnson away!"

"Sorry lady, I didn't know you could see ma Johnson"

by Mishal May 11, 2005

johnson

the act of taking a beloved franchise and ruining it through self indulgent writing and a complete disdain for the existing fan base. So named following Rian Johnson's directing and writing of the Star War's film The Last Jedi.

Oh man did you see the new Robocop reboot? It sucked, the director was a hack and totally johnsonned it.

by fmcnasty September 1, 2018