Handbrain

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A smartphone, or any small, multifunction, touchscreen communications device which effectively allows the user to stop thinking.

Named for the Handbrain devices in Howard Tayler's Schlock Mercenary.

Ever since Kaff got that new Handbrain, he's barely been talking with us at all.

Handbrain by Dr. Jingo December 12, 2012

Words you can keep

Handbridge

When a woman must use her hands to squeeze together her breasts while a man tittie fucks her. This is usually done because her breasts are not big enough to tittie fuck without using her hands for support.

"My secretary's tits are nice but she has to handbridge when I tit fuck her. I think I will fire her ass." -Angry MD at a BB

Handbridge by NakedShort August 18, 2009

Related Words

Handbrain • Hardbrain • hang brain • hand brand • handbrake • handbanana • handcrank • handrail • Handbridge • hangraine

hairbrained

Foolish or crazy idea, or scheme.

"Brain, I've had just about enough of your hairbrained schemes for world domination!"

"Shut up, Pinky."

hairbrained by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

handbra

Handbra is a term used when a girl covers her naked boobs with her hands, as to prevent seeing her nipples. Used for teasing, or in embarassing situations.

The stripper continued teasing the audience. At this point she was wearing only panties and handbra.

handbra by grue3 February 12, 2008

handbrake

Australian, n,
the wife, the missus; girlfriend; female partner.

the handbrake wouldnt let me have another go on the pokies. Bugger it.

handbrake by herbie August 31, 2004

Handwringer

A professional apologist who feels the need to be wracked with guilt about any given perceived wrong-doing regardless of fault and often fact. These people are often attention seekers who wish to fit into a group as they are incapable of analysing facts in a logical manner.

The handwringers are whinging again because the government has turned back the boats.

Handwringer by TheHoodedClaw November 17, 2013

applying the handbrake

A slang term of British origin meaning to masturbate. Usually used as a comedic alternative to "Beat your meat" or any variation of that slang.

Friend: Hey, what are you doing in there?!
You: Uh, just applying the handbrake, if you know what I mean.
Friend: Disgusting, dude.

applying the handbrake by SwagLowMuffins June 1, 2014

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026