Handbrain 

A smartphone, or any small, multifunction, touchscreen communications device which effectively allows the user to stop thinking.

Named for the Handbrain devices in Howard Tayler's Schlock Mercenary.

Ever since Kaff got that new Handbrain, he's barely been talking with us at all.

Handbrain by Dr. Jingo December 12, 2012

Handbridge 

When a woman must use her hands to squeeze together her breasts while a man tittie fucks her. This is usually done because her breasts are not big enough to tittie fuck without using her hands for support.

"My secretary's tits are nice but she has to handbridge when I tit fuck her. I think I will fire her ass." -Angry MD at a BB

Handbridge by NakedShort August 18, 2009

hairbrained 

Foolish or crazy idea, or scheme.

"Brain, I've had just about enough of your hairbrained schemes for world domination!"

"Shut up, Pinky."

hairbrained by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

handbra 

Handbra is a term used when a girl covers her naked boobs with her hands, as to prevent seeing her nipples. Used for teasing, or in embarassing situations.

The stripper continued teasing the audience. At this point she was wearing only panties and handbra.

handbra by grue3 February 12, 2008

handbrake 

Australian, n,
the wife, the missus; girlfriend; female partner.

the handbrake wouldnt let me have another go on the pokies. Bugger it.

handbrake by herbie August 31, 2004

Handwringer

A professional apologist who feels the need to be wracked with guilt about any given perceived wrong-doing regardless of fault and often fact. These people are often attention seekers who wish to fit into a group as they are incapable of analysing facts in a logical manner.

The handwringers are whinging again because the government has turned back the boats.

Handwringer by TheHoodedClaw November 17, 2013

applying the handbrake 

A slang term of British origin meaning to masturbate. Usually used as a comedic alternative to "Beat your meat" or any variation of that slang.

Friend: Hey, what are you doing in there?!
You: Uh, just applying the handbrake, if you know what I mean.
Friend: Disgusting, dude.

applying the handbrake by SwagLowMuffins June 1, 2014