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Give a fuckness

The act of giving a fuck over a certain subject
Laidies, please stop posting fake status updates that are obviously directed at one person and yet are supposed to solicit or sypathy give a fuckness.

Ex: Wow, thanks A LOT for that thing that you did, im NEVER talking to you again!!!

Give a fuckness level: 0

Ex: Brad told me all about that thing that you did at summer camp, wow skank much!

Thats great for who ever your talking about did something somewhere and this "Brad" guy told you about it but honestly, no one on your friends list gives a fuck
Give a fuckness by Makc nosrem June 21, 2012

The Fuckness 

Something that is too awesome too ever be decribed.
Yo dude, check out that Car. It's The Fuckness.
The Fuckness by I GOT THIS SHIT November 10, 2009

fuckness 

1. an expression of pain or agony.
2. a good word to yell out when something bad happens.
FUCKNESS! i stubbed my toe god damnitt!

O fuckness! we have another math test today!?!?
fuckness by Isabelle November 15, 2003

Lazy Fuckness 

Lazy Fuckness would be referred to as a condition where you are so lazy, you wont do a damn thing; regardless of how important the situation or task may be.
"Im not doing laundry even though I have absolutely nothing to wear besides my moms old Bon Jovi shirt she wore in the 80's, I must be suffering from lazy fuckness"
Lazy Fuckness by Rachv1016 March 11, 2010

Feckless leader 

A feckless leader is a politician or leader of any group or organization who is totally and utterly incompetent, worthless, irresponsible, lazy, stupid and/or irresponsible. Feckless leaders tend to be arrogant and ignorant and often rise to the top while leading their followers to the bottom. An idiocracy is led by the most feckless of all leaders.
Our feckless leaders have always been intent on repeating the mistakes of the past rather than learning from them, and insist on boldly leading us right off a cliff.
Feckless leader by jmspaesq October 30, 2010

Big Ball Of Fuckness

Said by Snooki of the Jersey Shore. Often describing a big situation. This is a cripture on the metaphorical GTL Bible practiced by the evergrowing religon called Snookism.
Big ball of fuckness. Just a BIG ball of fuckness.
Big Ball Of Fuckness by Snookism August 29, 2010