Douchehack 

A person in a position of respect or even authority that acutally knows absolutely nothing, is illiterate, incapable of basic problem-solving, and just collects a salary.

Frat boys that drink their way through ivy league and graduate with the vocabulary of a 3rd grader, and go on to assume a position in municipal government. George Bush is a good example of a douchehack.

Douchehack by stunnedsilence December 29, 2009

douchecockery 

annoying acts or random actions that are douchey, could also be considered shenanigans

Cut the douchecockery steve im busy

douchecockery by papaelozo January 21, 2011

douchecockle 

A total douchebag and cockhead all mixed into one big package of asshole. Also a derogatory term for homosexuals and preppy blondies.

"AH that Nick kid is such a DOUCHECOCKLE, I saw him beating off into the water fountain the other day in the men's locker room. I heard he got atomic donkey punched right after some kids wheeked that bitch."

"Um dude, shouldn't he be dead or somethin?"

"that amount of gayness can't be defeated"

douchecockle by heeheehoho August 11, 2009

Doucheneck 

Doucheneck is an extra low cut V neck t-shirt that is worn by a guy who wears it in a derisive, sarcastic manner with attitude directed at everyone. It can accompany skinny jeans, scene style, or general metrosexuality.

"That guy in the doucheneck just spilled his drink on my friend without apologizing."

Doucheneck by Jspaz October 4, 2009

douchesack 

A person who has achieved a level of jackassery beyond that of being a douchebag.

Kyle, you douchesack, why did you light my genitalia on fire?

douchesack by Bong Hits 4 Jesus February 7, 2008

Douchedick

Plural: Douchedicks
Verb: Douchedicking
Past Tense: Douchedicked

1. The act of using your penis to clean out the vagina of a woman

2. A contemptible or irritating person who favors named brand expensive items and often uses the word "bro" a lot. Typically they are a person who lacks a reasonable understanding of the means of other people and they often have an unjustifiably high belief in their abilities.

1. Tommy drew the short straw and got sloppy seconds. Now he was going to have to douchedick the girl to get rid of bob's semen.

Sarah had not washed her vagina in three months, meaning Billy was douchedicking her the whole time.

2. My boss likes to scream and yell at me, but every time he does he ends it with "bro". My boss is such a douchedick.

Edward and his friends complained about jobs paying under $50,000 a year for new college graduates. They railed against it, believing that no one could survive on such low pay. They also complained about single mothers milking their tax dollars, further diminishing their salary. Edward and his friends are douchedicks.

Douchedick by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017

douchebaksh 

The highest category of douchebag, reserved only for those who've publicly and repeatedly proven themselves as such throughout their lives, careers, etc. Inspired by the great shirtless internet entrepreneur Gurbaksh Chahal.

1) Tom: Did you see that guy cry about starving children in Somalia and then go blow $50,000 on bottle service without donating a dime?

John: Yeah man...that guy's beyond a douchebag..that guy's a douchebaksh

douchebaksh by LVB3 March 12, 2011