Top Definition
For men a bathroom is a place to piss, shit, vomit, jerk off, shower, shave and read.

For women a bathroom is a place to wash up, prepare, shave, brush, bath, relax, clean and to chat.

For many, the bathroom is the last stronghold of privacy.
Steve: Oh fuck, I feel terrible, I can't tell if I'm goin to shit or vomit.
Jeff: Whatever your problems are you can resolve them in the bathroom.
by benormous April 14, 2006
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What Americans call a toilet, even if it has no bath in it.
John went and shat in the bathroom as he could not find a toilet in America.
by Edna Sweetlove October 01, 2006
A nice place to have sex specially under the shower.
mayne it ws fun fucking dat bitch in d bathroom.
by babanash July 14, 2006
The bathroom is a magical place where many different things can happen. The original use is obviously to take a bath (look at the word, dumbass), and to take a crap or pee. But many other things can happen in the bathroom nowadays, such as listening to music, throwing a party, studying, reading, eating (yep, that's right, eating), going on your laptop, your iPod, your iPhone, or even hanging out with your friends. The bathroom is the room where the most things can happen, and therefore is the greatest room.
"Hey, what's you're favorite room in your house?"

by JimTheApplesauce October 26, 2012
what teens call bathroom is really should be called textroom.
dude 1: "may i have the bathroom pass?"

teacher: "yes u may"

dude 1: "dude ill be back i got to go to the bathroom"

dude 2: "so ill make sure my phone is on, right?"

dude 1: "ya pretty much"
by burnett_blond_brain_#1 April 23, 2010
It's where all the dicks hang out
Guy 1 - Hey I'll be back in a sec, I have to use the bathroom.

Guy 2 - Use caution, I hear it's where all the dicks hang out.
by cooper7926 March 15, 2006
Verb - the ACT of relieving oneself, and although spelled like the noun, this is pronounced "buh-THROOM"
1. "Can we pull over? I need to bathroom REAL BAD!!!"

2. "Your damn dog baTHROOMED right in the middle of my beautiful yard!!"
by Enya_and_Weird_Al_fan July 25, 2013

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