douchehawk 

A common hair style choice of douchebags in which a full head of hair is manipulated in such a way as to simulate a mohawk. Typically, a douchehawk is employed to imply that in an alternate universe one might consider expressing a rebellious attitude via their hair, but the current status quo forbids it. Douchehawks can be seen at Republican Youth rallies, frat parties, and Rascal Flatts concerts.

"Well then, that's a finely crafted douchehawk you've got there, frosted tips and everything! It complements the popped collar on you pink Polo shirt! You've really got a knack for appearing subversive while retaining the hair on the sides of your head!"

"Yo, thankz, brah. I'm working on my flavor-saver next!"

douchehawk by guerrillajoey December 11, 2009

douchehawk 

The greasy looking dangerously spiky hairdo, as brought to prominence by shows like "growing up Gotti", as worn by young italian or wannab-italians from Jersey...also prone to over doing it with self-tanner, regardless of an outcome that doesn't quite look "natural", more like orange. Sometimes used to describe the individual as a result of the haircut

"Bro, look at the pair of douchehawks across the street"
"Yeah man, the white wifebeaters really offset their orange skin...hurts my eyes"

douchehawk by rhinoze October 30, 2008

DoucheHawk 

A douchey mohawk; a mohawk that exhibits douche bag like qualities.

Did you see the guy with the douchehawk?

DoucheHawk by FittiFitti March 22, 2009

douchesack 

A person who has achieved a level of jackassery beyond that of being a douchebag.

Kyle, you douchesack, why did you light my genitalia on fire?

douchesack by Bong Hits 4 Jesus February 7, 2008

douchebaksh 

The highest category of douchebag, reserved only for those who've publicly and repeatedly proven themselves as such throughout their lives, careers, etc. Inspired by the great shirtless internet entrepreneur Gurbaksh Chahal.

1) Tom: Did you see that guy cry about starving children in Somalia and then go blow $50,000 on bottle service without donating a dime?

John: Yeah man...that guy's beyond a douchebag..that guy's a douchebaksh

douchebaksh by LVB3 March 12, 2011

Douchehag

An otherwise decent woman who insists on hanging out with douchebags.

Yeah, she's pretty hot, but I can't stand those dudes that she hangs out with all the time. She's a total douchehag.

Douchehag by Clay Crenshaw August 9, 2006

Douchecake 

A person who is being a complete idiot. One who is lacking intelligence and being unreasonable

Frankie, you are acting like a complete douchecake

Douchecake by jmartizzle April 13, 2007