tall friend: really?? maybe I should try them! I hate being so tall!
short person: no, the don't work like that.
tall friend: aww, man. that sucks.
Nowadays almost everyone owns a pair of skinny jeans!
Skinny jeans became hugely popular last year, and is mostly popular through the 6-12th grade range.
Adults don't typically wear them.
You can buy them in hundreds of different patterns from tons of different stores; from Hollister to Hot Topic.
Kid #2: Dude, anyone can wear skinny jeans. Don't be a hater!
Spinny-Board-Person: Left foot green
Chloe: OH GOD! AHHH GET IT AWAY! *dies.
People who say they wear skinny jeans because they are comfortable and cute are usually lying, because, they're wearing them because EVERYONE ELSE DOES.
Sane person: Please, go kill yourself, you brainless puppet.