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to tell a secret or private matter to someone, trusting that the person will not reveal the secret.
Couples should confide in each other
Confide by engo23 September 17, 2013
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tell someone about a secret or private matter while trusting them not to repeat it to others.
I thought I could confide in him but instead I had to stand alone and find a way around the group.
Confide by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 3, 2019

checkpoint confidence 

Checkpoint confidence is the feeling of safety you get after earning a checkpoint in a video game, that ups your tendency to do risky things now that you know you won't lose your last bit of hard earned progress if you are immediately killed.
"Why are you suddenly rushing them, Gavin? You'll die!"

"Yeah well I have checkpoint confidence right now."

Confidence Check 

A quick morale check, between two or more people, prior to entering into a situation in which a high level of confidence is required.
Paul: "Confidence check."

Mike: "90 percent."

Paul: "Good enough, now let's go make an approach on that 2-set"

Tea Party Confederate 

A small faction of the Tea Party that is extremely racist and are generally birthers. They have claimed Obama is Muslim in addition to other ridiculous allegations. Found primarily in southern U.S. states like Alabama, Mississippi, and Georgia, they often can be seen attending Klan rallies and Neo-Confederate gatherings in addition to mailbombing members of congress.
During the government shutdown, a group of Tea Party Confederates gathered in front of the White House waving Confederate flags and shouting racial slurs.

Confederate Barbarian Theory. 

Confederate Barbarian Theory is a very advanced theory in history, which combines elements from mathmatics, economics, and philosophy relating to the civil war and its causes. While the common man might say slavery or a well educated man might say closer to southern aggression to civilization and freedom might be the cause of the civil war the intellectual man will know the logical conclusion of this. It is in opposition to retarded lost cause theories which content the confederacy worthy of being part of western civilization.

Confederate Barbarian Theory disproves entirely lost cause cuckery with facts, logic, and remaining true to General SHERMAN. It states that the confederates were barbarians whomst sought to destroy freedom, America, civilization, and liberty in order to forge a new dark age of evil where evil weak men would enslave strong superior men.
Weak men say: war of northern aggression
normie men say: civil war
strong men say: war of southern aggression
SRTONK MAN SAY: Confederate Barbarian Theory.

solitaire confinement 

When you have no internet and all you can do all day long is play solitaire.
When Mom took away my network card, I was in solitaire confinement for a week.
solitaire confinement by KikiMiki January 12, 2008
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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