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Mike is a person who is caring, loving, protective, kind, stubborn, hardheaded, a good listener, and hilarious. He can make you laugh and want to smack him all at once. He is good in bed, and tends to be on the wild side most days. He is an amazing best friend who would put up with even a crazy person if he considered her a friend. He is someone who will be with you through the good the bad and the bleh. He is and always will be that one person you can turn to when you have a problem.
Me:I love you best friend :)
Mike: I'm going to kill you for putting this on Urban Dictionary!
by Pvtdavis March 08, 2013
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The most amazing boyfriend. This guy is always looking out for others and will always be there for you when you need him. Hot and sexy, the sound of his voice is enough to make his girlfriend's heart beat faster than ever. So irresistible and endearing that it will make you fall in love with him every time you hear him. The most amazing kisser and always has time to talk to his girl. He's so amazing that you will never stop thinking about him.
I am the luckiest girl in the world because I have the most amazing guy in the whole world and he is the only one I see. I can't live without Mike K.
by meh414 July 06, 2011
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Most loving guy in the world
You will love him forever and never let him go
A funny, loving, caring, sexy beast and you will fucking love him for the rest of your life.
Guy 1: Do you see that guy over there?
Girl 1: Yeah I fucking love him!
Girl 2: But I want him!
Guy 2: Doesnt everybody?
Mike: Don't worry there is plenty of me to go around.
by Margaret Thompny September 24, 2011
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A guy who love to have fun with Echo Sound Woman.
Person 1 - 'Did you see that guy with Echo Sound Woman?
Person 2 - 'Yeah, he's such a Mike...'
by Slc97 June 18, 2011
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The most amazing boy in the world. Mike can and will make you laugh harder than anyone else. He is the most adorable, cute, nice, sweet, kind, loving, caring, funny, awesome person I have ever met. Every moment of my life would be better if I could spend it with him. I could talk to him all day long and we’d never run out of things to say. His smile can make my day. He can make you laugh and want to smack him all at once. I am going to marry him. He is an amazing best friend who would put up with even a crazy person if he considered her a friend. He is someone who will be with you through the good the bad and the bleh. He is and always will be that one person you can turn to when you have a problem. Mike lights up your day even if you’re in one of those moods. Every time I see his face I smile. He is the perfect boyfriend and any girl dating him will have very few female friends, because they're all jealous whores. He's amazing. Mike has amazing biceps and a 6 pack. I love him more than the sun; I need him more than breath itself. I can’t imagine my life without him; it scares me more than anything. I will spend the rest of my life with him. I love you my Superman <3
You: omg im crying
Mike: your such a softie <3
You: shhhhhh
Mike: now your making me cry
by Wonder_woman April 11, 2013
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Hot guy, but usually a player. Never asks girls out only flirts with them, sexy nonetheless and girls are always somehow getting sucked in by this slightly jerky charmer.
Always surrounded, usually alone. Did it to yourself Mikey!
by allpunsintended March 05, 2012
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Mike is a ridiculously amazing person. He can make anything using his lovely hands, and most of the time it's for the kids. He can be deep, dark and poetic one moment, and a sweetheart-gentleman the next. It is nice to know him from all sides. In fact, Mike looks amazing from any angle. He makes apple sauce in my eyes.
Mike is so wonderful, I think I opposite-of-hate him.
by LilyMikesGirl October 07, 2011
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