ASSRIM
J is such an assrim, she isn't even deep enough to be considered an asshole. She's a lightweight, I can't recommend her for the job.
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king assripper
AKA Hairyngross, the lord of all gluttony.
King of the 8lb rotisserie chickens, mayonnaise and sausage gravy. Known to unleash freakishly unhuman farts while appearing to soil himself in doing so.
King Assripper had been around for many years, however, he garnered notoriety from Tom Segura's appearance with his wife on the Joe Rogan Experience when they presented his videos, and claimed they have "studied his work."
Nobody knows what happened to King Assripper, as he has not released any new videos in several years. Some believe him to be dead.
King of the 8lb rotisserie chickens, mayonnaise and sausage gravy. Known to unleash freakishly unhuman farts while appearing to soil himself in doing so.
King Assripper had been around for many years, however, he garnered notoriety from Tom Segura's appearance with his wife on the Joe Rogan Experience when they presented his videos, and claimed they have "studied his work."
Nobody knows what happened to King Assripper, as he has not released any new videos in several years. Some believe him to be dead.
king assripper by nathanpenetration April 7, 2021
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ASSRIM • ass rimming • assimilation • Assimilate • assripper • assim • Asstimate • Asprimus • assramer • assrigami
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assiton assimilators
{James, in a toilet stall adjacent to one that somebody else is using}: Hey buddy next door! Do you have any assiton assimilators that I can borrow?
assiton assimilators by Telephony April 26, 2014
Reverse Assimilation
The act of an individual, group or nation assimilating to the culture of immigrant populations rather than the immigrant populations assimilating to the culture of the host nation.
Guy 1. "When Abdul and his family moved into the street we thought they may like to join in and be a part of our community. Instead some of our liberal neighbors converted to Islam and now demonize what is left of our community."
Guy 2. "Yeah well, that's reverse assimilation for you.."
Guy 2. "Yeah well, that's reverse assimilation for you.."
Reverse Assimilation by TradWaman March 6, 2019
assimilatex
A combination of noun and verb describing the simultaneous action of changing to and state of being latex. Of or having the quality of being covered in latex. Coined by Mike Watson February 1, 2010.
You will be assimilatex.
assimilatex by Polymathink February 3, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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