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a cloth or fabric for the wiping of one's bung
Damnit, Beavis! Come back here with that candy! You owe me, bungwipe!
bungwipe by The Mole September 29, 2004
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waste of bungwipe 

Very similar to an oxygen thief; a totally worthless PWPOSMF (pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker).
The term bungwipe refers to toliet paper, so the waste of bungwipe is somebody that does not really need to exist; e.g., a pollutant in the gene pool.
Goddammit stop doing that you waste of bungwipe!!!

That mofo is such a waste of bungwipe that I want to force-feed him ten boxes of extra-strength Ex-Lax, water it down his esophagus with a couple of quarts of concentrated camel urine, and then sew his lips to his asshole.
waste of bungwipe by Telephony January 17, 2012

bung wipe 

1. an insult
2.toilet paper
1. shut up bung wipe
2. dammit, i ran out of bung wipes
bung wipe by Pierce February 16, 2005

bungswipe 

the art of stealthily taking an object (usually food, or somthing that will be held), wiping your ass with it, then putting it back. works great with vegetables, fruits, pencils, microphones.

origin: Cleveland Ohio
Ron and his buddy thought they were going to close some ass, but Janet caught them bungswiping one of her apples.

or

Jermaine was acting like a moon cricket, so i bungswiped his microphone from his work area.
bungswipe by lamp unit October 11, 2007

Bongwipe 

1:A bongwipe is a term used to describe someone who smoked too much weed, or other drug, and is now as dumb as a bong.

2:Another way to say "asswipe" or "dumbass".

3:A moron that would be king, if stupidity was a form of currency or respect.
I tried to teach that bongwipe how to play, but would get 21 and just keep hitting!
Bongwipe by Doom-Muffin November 6, 2009
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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