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The stereotypical name for someone good-looking and utterly amazing, but really isn't. A person who turns out to be a big shit on your dreams. Basically, someone who is a let-down
Girl 1: "I was at the mall yesterday and I saw a James"
Girl 2: "EWWW I'm so sorry!"

Person 1: I met this James yesterday. I heard she was the shit"
Person 2: Was she?
Person 1: yea… A big shit on my hopes and dreams!
Person 2:…. sorry man...
by Mimilove November 21, 2013
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asshole and bootycrumb
stop being a james
by seara543234 December 22, 2015
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Someone who is painfully irritating and doesn't even realise this and who tries to be a nice guy but doesn't understand how to socialize properly resulting on him getting rejected and usually isolated, also James's tend to have anger issues resulting in them being mocked after having an outburst.

James can also be used to describe when you are rejected from social groups or events.
George: I didn't get invited to that party on the weekend and Angel won't talk to me after I tired to touch her ass.

Tom: Dude you totally becoming a James!

George: SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M NOT A JAMES!
by Mr. xXx October 11, 2012
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An utter dickhead, apart from james may
by GRRRRRSRSDTHADsr February 05, 2016
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A back stabbing, mad whore who needs to die
See that cunt over there, he is a total James
by The_Atheist_Duck March 10, 2016
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That kid that just wears beige pants
Bob"Who's that kid wearing beige?"

West "that's James."
by You wear them beanies March 12, 2016
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A James is typically a thoughtless person who normally says or does something without it being asked of them or thinking about the action. A James is also the kind of person who dosnt respond well to change. A James can also be very touchy, you can easily change a James' emotional or mood in the time it takes to clap.
James is a James
by Satans Best Buddy February 18, 2015
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