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The only guy in the world who actually has no friends. And no dick
Wow he is such a James
by Zlessi September 26, 2015
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Jamesname
Someone who is painfully irritating and doesn't even realise this and who tries to be a nice guy but doesn't understand how to socialize properly resulting on him getting rejected and usually isolated, also James's tend to have anger issues resulting in them being mocked after having an outburst.

James can also be used to describe when you are rejected from social groups or events.
George: I didn't get invited to that party on the weekend and Angel won't talk to me after I tired to touch her ass.

Tom: Dude you totally becoming a James!

George: SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M NOT A JAMES!
by Mr. xXx October 11, 2012
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Jamesname
Occasionally friendly and funny and hides potentially charming qualities however is largely offensive and short tempered with a tendency to spout expletives and insults at any given opportunity. A true vulgarian at times. Quick to mock others especially those he feels superior to. Unable to accept his own failings he is quick to point out others mistakes.

Harbours an unhealthy fetish with the Sasquatch

Holds himself in high esteem. His self belief is truly remarkable and modestly ranks himself as supernaturally divine with Demi God status. Personality traits lend themselves well to a successful career in property development or Big foot hunting.
by WPrors March 18, 2015
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Jamesname
The stereotypical name for someone good-looking and utterly amazing, but really isn't. A person who turns out to be a big shit on your dreams. Basically, someone who is a let-down
Girl 1: "I was at the mall yesterday and I saw a James"
Girl 2: "EWWW I'm so sorry!"

Person 1: I met this James yesterday. I heard she was the shit"
Person 2: Was she?
Person 1: yea… A big shit on my hopes and dreams!
Person 2:…. sorry man...
by Mimilove November 21, 2013
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asshole and bootycrumb
stop being a james
by seara543234 December 22, 2015
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Douchebag that's a huge klepto and will ruin your plans and/or life. Completely full of himself and is a total sheep. Hates women, is also homophobic and racist. Treats his female friends like shit and calls them bitches/dogs. If your friends with this guy, then you must be dumb.
*Working on a project*

*James Edward Crandell walks over and knocks it down and tries to steal it*
by fearthefork January 28, 2015
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Jamesname
A guy who likes girls, especially ones (typically) called Philippa.
by ThatdudefromtheUSA February 18, 2015
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