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Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.
"Oh Yeah, he's definately a James"
by jimbojonesyeahman January 30, 2008
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Occasionally friendly and funny and hides potentially charming qualities however is largely offensive and short tempered with a tendency to spout expletives and insults at any given opportunity. A true vulgarian at times. Quick to mock others especially those he feels superior to. Unable to accept his own failings he is quick to point out others mistakes.

Harbours an unhealthy fetish with the Sasquatch

Holds himself in high esteem. His self belief is truly remarkable and modestly ranks himself as supernaturally divine with Demi God status. Personality traits lend themselves well to a successful career in property development or Big foot hunting.
by WPrors March 18, 2015
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That kid that just wears beige pants
Bob"Who's that kid wearing beige?"

West "that's James."
by You wear them beanies March 12, 2016
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A guy who likes girls, especially ones (typically) called Philippa.
by ThatdudefromtheUSA February 18, 2015
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The stereotypical name for someone good-looking and utterly amazing, but really isn't. A person who turns out to be a big shit on your dreams. Basically, someone who is a let-down
Girl 1: "I was at the mall yesterday and I saw a James"
Girl 2: "EWWW I'm so sorry!"

Person 1: I met this James yesterday. I heard she was the shit"
Person 2: Was she?
Person 1: yea… A big shit on my hopes and dreams!
Person 2:…. sorry man...
by Mimilove November 21, 2013
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Cant light his own ciggarettes, eats too many doughnuts, says, " this is starting to piss me off" when frustrated. Is an awesome friend but then kinda friend that you just want to curb stomp from time to time. Thats a James.
James-"lets go to dunkin doughnuts im hungry and its starting to piss me off can you light me a cigarette?!"
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A gay homosexual, but a really good friend who cares alot. Usually ex-strippers.
James is one who hunts straight guys at parties, some give in....
by cherrybomb88starlight January 09, 2013
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