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Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.
"Oh Yeah, he's definately a James"
by jimbojonesyeahman January 30, 2008
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A child who is normally a small little man who just hates the world and no one likes him and he is very

"moody"
wow calm down man stop being such a james
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Ugly person who hates life and loves drugs. Blond James are the most stupid. They also smell
Wow that James is just disgusting!
by Fluffylamas224 August 14, 2016
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The stereotypical name for someone good-looking and utterly amazing, but really isn't. A person who turns out to be a big shit on your dreams. Basically, someone who is a let-down
Girl 1: "I was at the mall yesterday and I saw a James"
Girl 2: "EWWW I'm so sorry!"

Person 1: I met this James yesterday. I heard she was the shit"
Person 2: Was she?
Person 1: yea… A big shit on my hopes and dreams!
Person 2:…. sorry man...
by Mimilove November 21, 2013
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Douchebag that's a huge klepto and will ruin your plans and/or life. Completely full of himself and is a total sheep. Hates women, is also homophobic and racist. Treats his female friends like shit and calls them bitches/dogs. If your friends with this guy, then you must be dumb.
*Working on a project*

*James Edward Crandell walks over and knocks it down and tries to steal it*
by fearthefork January 28, 2015
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That kid that just wears beige pants
Bob"Who's that kid wearing beige?"

West "that's James."
by You wear them beanies March 12, 2016
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Ugly ass flamboyant gay who claims to be bisexual. No one likes James, they only tolerate him.
Person 1: Wanna kill James?
Person 2: I'm in.
by anonymous 😁 March 02, 2015
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