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Occasionally friendly and funny and hides potentially charming qualities however is largely offensive and short tempered with a tendency to spout expletives and insults at any given opportunity. A true vulgarian at times. Quick to mock others especially those he feels superior to. Unable to accept his own failings he is quick to point out others mistakes.

Harbours an unhealthy fetish with the Sasquatch

Holds himself in high esteem. His self belief is truly remarkable and modestly ranks himself as supernaturally divine with Demi God status. Personality traits lend themselves well to a successful career in property development or Big foot hunting.
by WPrors March 18, 2015
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Cant light his own ciggarettes, eats too many doughnuts, says, " this is starting to piss me off" when frustrated. Is an awesome friend but then kinda friend that you just want to curb stomp from time to time. Thats a James.
James-"lets go to dunkin doughnuts im hungry and its starting to piss me off can you light me a cigarette?!"
by Handful of manhood June 03, 2016
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The only guy in the world who actually has no friends. And no dick
Wow he is such a James
by Zlessi September 26, 2015
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asshole and bootycrumb
stop being a james
by seara543234 December 22, 2015
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A back stabbing, mad whore who needs to die
See that cunt over there, he is a total James
by The_Atheist_Duck March 10, 2016
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An utter dickhead, apart from james may
by GRRRRRSRSDTHADsr February 05, 2016
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That kid that just wears beige pants
Bob"Who's that kid wearing beige?"

West "that's James."
by You wear them beanies March 12, 2016
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