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Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.
"Oh Yeah, he's definately a James"
by jimbojonesyeahman January 30, 2008
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Self delusional and self-entitled. Thinks he is jensen ackles despite looking like freddy kruger. Claims to respect women but doesn't even acknowledge them after he dates/sleep with them. Constantly lies and brags about how much he gets laid. Does some gay pornographic things on the downlow which makes you question his sexuality, despite he keeps saying he is straight. Is afraid of women, is seen with insecure girls with no self-respect and dignity. Wants to be chased even though he is a piece of shit.
Tim: Hey let's go that music festival

James Jensen: I'm all about that pitbull.

Tim: You have shitty music taste.
by fearthefork January 28, 2015
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Someone who thinks they are right even when they are completely wrong. They constantly contradict themselves and never know when to quit. They always try and be the brightest person in the room and will never admit defeat. James is the type of person who will constantly lose and continue to find an excuse every time. Basically a pitiful wannabe loser, who does not know how to take a lose.
Dang i am tired of James always losing and making excuses.
by Willy J 706 June 25, 2014
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That James, he is a cunt.
by Sc1363874628736273 September 12, 2015
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A James is typically a thoughtless person who normally says or does something without it being asked of them or thinking about the action. A James is also the kind of person who dosnt respond well to change. A James can also be very touchy, you can easily change a James' emotional or mood in the time it takes to clap.
James is a James
by Satans Best Buddy February 18, 2015
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A nigga who is too much of a bitch to text a girl he wants to bang
Oh that kid James
Yeah, he's a bitch
by JacobyJones May 14, 2015
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Generally obnoxious person with very little common sense.
Wow, he's being a James today
by Harvey-Kelly February 28, 2015
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