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1. culture
-A term invoked by people who feel pride in accomplishments of others.

-A justification for all kinds of human rights violation.

-An outcome of evolutionary beneficial group thinking, and thus a racist generalisation.

-Also used in conjunction with 'history' for more pride and group thinking.
Our culture is better than yours, because we have old buildings built by despots.

Those germans in poland should belong to the german reich, because they are part of our culture and history!

2. culture
The totality of communication practices and systems of meaning; a whole way of life of a people; the social production and reproduction of sense, meaning and consciousness. Culture does not express the way of life of a people, it actively shapes up that way of life.
EVERYTHING IS CULTURE
by Lawson Aug 25, 2005 share this
3. culture
a controlled growth of bacteria
culture: people assume they are part of a culture, they are right

culture: many bacteria don't assume they are, but they are
4. Culture
Some bullshit that corporations like to throw around to pretend not to be either evil or incompetent. Either that or they are just blindly copying other corporations lead in newspeak.
Dick: The buzz term was diversity but now it's culture. That's culture bob! Make sure to tell prospective associates about the unique culture here a Low Pay Corp. A new culture better than at Working Associates Off the Clock Inc.'s new culture. I don't know what it hell it means but say it repeatedly and waste at least 45 minutes of their time talking about. We got a memo from the dumbass boss telling us to do so.

Bob: He's running the place into the ground so how can this be wrong? We still pay 7 bucks an hour right?

Dick: That's the culture here.

This culture Bullshit is brought to you by the same people that decided employees are associates. Most people in America that are called associates make well under 10 bucks an hour but some where bullshitters decided to market that they are partners.
5. culture
A word used to draw attention, between friends, to an attractive foreign individual or group of the opposite sex.
Person 1: Duuuuuuuude! Check out the culture in the atrium!

Person 2: Dude no, put your glasses on.
6. culture
What happens when people strive to live together.
Centuries of cohabitation, wars, reforms, trade exchanges and communicationa made of Europe the capital of culture.
7. Culture
a way of living
by KK Sep 3, 2003 share this
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