Someone who takes things in a literal context; someone who can't joke
Dee: She's a big fat whore!
Alex: But she's not even fat!
Dee: Stop being such a Literal Lance!!!!!
As literal as the limitations of electronic communication will allow you to be, taking into consideration a phrase's common usage in slang, etc.
This is an e-literal phrase if you are either referring to cannibalism, or perhaps are speaking as if you were another object.
only used when talking about time. instead of "quarter till" meaning 15 minutes till, it's "literal quarter till" meaning 25 minutes till
Bob: How much longer till class is over?
Gary: We've got a literal quarter till.
A phenomenon on the internet that involves the inability and tendency for most people on the "net" to not comprehend when a joke or flippancy is being used in conversation and to credulously take what is said at face value. Hyperbole, bombastic statements, sarcasm and other tools of casual language are completely lost on them. Usually those who have little to no experience with online forums and chat rooms fall into this trap as they are often this dumb in real life. Sometimes children fall victim to this mental lapse, however there is still a chance they can grow a sense of humor before drinking age.
This behavior is often used as a compulsive and lame humor device in conversation which is an "epic phail" because it makes the humorist look like a credulous cretin instead of a sharp satirist. In actuality the idiot can't help but respond to everything they're reading or hearing and just has to make a comment, no matter how stupid. Often because the idiot doesn't know how to socialize normally.
Molly: "OMG! I laughed so hard watching The Office last night I peed my pants!"
Idiot: "Really? Why would you admit that you peed your pants online? You probably have some kind of bladder condition that you need help for."
Molly: "Really?? Seriously?? I didn't actually pee my pants, dude. Yeesh!"
Idiot: "Then why did you say you did?"
Molly: "WOW! Just WOW! This is sooo literal 'net!"
a Literal Asian is someone who is from anywhere in Asia
And all of Asia.
Q. David's Asian? I though he was Jewish O.O
A. No smart ass, Judaism is a religion, He's Israeli. He's Asian. Israel is in Asia. He's a Literal Asian.
for use when someone actualy shits when they get scared.
you scared the literal shit out of me!
Tobuscus is a famous-ish YouTuber, his real name is Toby Turner. He is a man of many channels: Tobuscus known for Literal Trailers and Cute Win Fail videos, tobyturner know for his Lazy Vlogs and TobyGames where he posts game commentaries.
Toby is a hillarious guy, peace out!
Person 1: Did you see Tobuscus's literal trailer for AC Brotherhood.
Person 2: Yeah it was so funny