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Similar to pee you! but with a bit less of a stench. Enough to make you wrinkle your nose a little in disgust, but not nearly as much as piss you! would require.
Piddle you! This yogurt must have gone off a few days ago. Better shitcan it before somebody gets sick from it and ralfs all over our brand new carpet!
by Telephony December 18, 2016
Get the piddle you! mug.Having spoiled a running test, necessitating one to have to reset all of the hardware (and software if necessary) and restart the test from the beginning.
This is actually a retest; approx. 3 hours into the first one, I accidentally bumped something that I shouldn't have and subsequently queered the test; so I recharged the cell and started a second test. :-/
by Telephony August 24, 2018
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Get the vicey versey mug.A combination toliet / lavatory (sink) found in prison cells.
Often called a, "suicide-resistant prison comby" or, "ligature-resistant prison comby" because the toliet portion has no seat and only a small amount of water is present in the bottom of the bowl after flushing it -- this helps to prevent inmates from attempting to drown themselves or getting their heads between the seat & bowl.
Sometimes they are simply called an aluminum thunderflush because they flush quickly and loudly.
Often called a, "suicide-resistant prison comby" or, "ligature-resistant prison comby" because the toliet portion has no seat and only a small amount of water is present in the bottom of the bowl after flushing it -- this helps to prevent inmates from attempting to drown themselves or getting their heads between the seat & bowl.
Sometimes they are simply called an aluminum thunderflush because they flush quickly and loudly.
by Telephony July 21, 2014
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{Near-present tense} to braindouche
{Past tense} having been braindouched
{Near-present tense} to braindouche
{Past tense} having been braindouched
by Telephony September 4, 2013
Get the braindouching mug.What some people call mouthwash -- a liquid (frequently composed of a high percentage of alcohol which often causes a burning sensation) that you swirl around inside your mouth and spit into the sink approx. half a minute later.
{Greg}: Suze, can you please pick up a bottle of mouthdouche while you're at the store?
{Susan}: Sure thing Greggo!!!
{Susan}: Sure thing Greggo!!!
by Telephony November 14, 2018
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{asshaberdasher #1}: Hey, let's go to the asscabaret tonight and get totally shitfaced.
{asshaberdasher #2}: Sounds like a plan, butt monkey! Let's go!!!
{asshaberdasher #2}: Sounds like a plan, butt monkey! Let's go!!!
by Telephony July 18, 2020
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