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{Norm}: Cummon Helen, let's go!
{Helen}: Hang on a moment Norm, I need to goat the tolet before we leave.
{Helen}: Hang on a moment Norm, I need to goat the tolet before we leave.
by Telephony July 19, 2016
Get the goat the tolet mug.An abbreviated form of what the fuck? with some letters of the word fuck replaced in order to circumvent the onboard censors found in many online BBS programs (forums or even fora if you really want to be an ass about it).
{CFrom a YouTube description of a drone flight that has Slayer music overlaid upon it}
THE FV¢K?
Slayer is neither *SWEET* nor *RELAXING!!!* ;-)
It's like box jellyfish venom to the ears of many!!! :-O
THE FV¢K?
Slayer is neither *SWEET* nor *RELAXING!!!* ;-)
It's like box jellyfish venom to the ears of many!!! :-O
by Telephony July 1, 2019
Get the THE FV¢K? mug.Pronounced "fō'nē-bu-lō'nē".
How some people spell the phrase, "phony-baloney" -- which means nonsensical and/or foolish
How some people spell the phrase, "phony-baloney" -- which means nonsensical and/or foolish
{From a website featuring staged "battles" between TV commercial mascots}:
That goddamn sodding phoney-bologna fake CGI "General" gets out of the gates first because that goddamn sodding phoney-bologna fake Honey Nut Cheerios® Bee is trapped in the cereal cabinet by the family cat which has decided that now would be a good time to spray the cabinet doors.
That goddamn sodding phoney-bologna fake CGI "General" gets out of the gates first because that goddamn sodding phoney-bologna fake Honey Nut Cheerios® Bee is trapped in the cereal cabinet by the family cat which has decided that now would be a good time to spray the cabinet doors.
by Telephony March 4, 2015
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In this context, the word, "pussy" does not mean a woman's flower! :-O
In this context, the word, "pussy" does not mean a woman's flower! :-O
{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:
♪ There's pussy in the box ♪
♪ There's pussy in the box ♪
♪ Don't turn up the stereo ♪
♪ There's pussy in the box ♪
♪ There's pussy in the box ♪
♪ There's pussy in the box ♪
♪ Don't turn up the stereo ♪
♪ There's pussy in the box ♪
by Telephony January 19, 2017
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That fucking spambag keeps sending this shit about how I can make my penus rock hard and how I can buy houses for 49¢! Grrrr!!! $*@#%
by Telephony October 11, 2021
Get the spambag mug.How Beavis from MTV's Beavis and Butt-Head might say the word, "hole" esp. when suffixed to something e.g. bunghole, cornhole, wormhole, posthole digger, etc,
I am cornholio! I need TP for my postholio digger because I don't want my bungholio to get a holio and end up going down a wormholio!
by Telephony May 30, 2017
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The spelling, "H-O-Z-A-Y" is because it sounds just like that when spoken.
The spelling, "H-O-Z-A-Y" is because it sounds just like that when spoken.
by Telephony December 18, 2013
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