Telephony's definitions
What some people call a Boeing CH-47 Chinook helicopter (the kind with no tailboom and two sets of main rotor blades located fore & aft) because it looks like a big ding-a-ling flying through the sky.
by Telephony September 28, 2013
Get the flying penismug. When your face is horribly pitted like infomercial pitchman Jan Muller on his short-lived Beer Machine ads, you are said to have pitface.
This is usually the result of an extremely serious case of cystic acne in the teen years that was poorly-treated or even untreated.
This is usually the result of an extremely serious case of cystic acne in the teen years that was poorly-treated or even untreated.
by Telephony June 7, 2020
Get the pitfacemug. A phoney-bologna fictitious fake non-existant breakfast cereal; the label on the lids of some recycling bins clearly show a box of Punky Crisps cereal but I've never heard of it and I don't know where to purchase this product.
You can drop the following items into this bin:
LIFESTYLE magazine
Computer News magazine
MAD magazine
Punky Crisps cereal boxes
TIME magazine
LIFESTYLE magazine
Computer News magazine
MAD magazine
Punky Crisps cereal boxes
TIME magazine
by Telephony July 23, 2014
Get the Punky Crispsmug. A common misspelling of the word douchenozzle; the misspelling became the norm at a BBS about TV commercials we all hate; it then became rather commonplace.
Dave is such a fucking douchenoozle for stuffing a roll of paper towelling and three boxes of tampons down our toliet bowl.
by Telephony December 6, 2011
Get the douchenoozlemug. Common name given to the Cabbage Butterfly (species Pieris rapae), which is a small white butterfly that is widespread and populations can be found across Europe, North Africa, Asia, and Great Britain. It has also been accidentally introduced to North America, Australia and New Zealand.
{Marge}: Honey, look over there! There's a Cabbage White fluttering around that rhody bush.
{Drake}: It's a small white butterfly for Christ sakes -- as if I gave a rat's patootie about it!!!
{Drake}: It's a small white butterfly for Christ sakes -- as if I gave a rat's patootie about it!!!
by Telephony August 18, 2014
Get the Cabbage Whitemug. The singular form of the word feces; that is to say, a single stool floating in the shitbowl or lying on the ground, waiting to be stepped in and subsequently tracked inside the house.
{Hoolio}: Hey look out Hozay, there's a fece that you're about to step in!!!
{Hozay}: Thanks Hoolio! I'm glad that you told me about that so I didn't step on it and track it all over the rug inside!
{Horhay}: Hey George, did you forget to flush? There's a fece half covered in bungwipe floating in the water and you're the last one to use the bathroom!
{Hozay}: Thanks Hoolio! I'm glad that you told me about that so I didn't step on it and track it all over the rug inside!
{Horhay}: Hey George, did you forget to flush? There's a fece half covered in bungwipe floating in the water and you're the last one to use the bathroom!
by Telephony September 6, 2013
Get the fecemug. A partial facemask put on prisoners who have a nasty tendency to spit or hawk loogies at the arresting officer(s), courtroom inhabitants (judge, bailiff, prosecuting attorneys, jury members, court reporter, etc.), prison employees, and so on. Spit diapers fit relatively tightly over the mouth & nose of the offending spitter, and are fastened to the face with thin elastic bands that fit around the ears.
by Telephony December 27, 2015
Get the spit diapermug.