cremé

Something with a creamy texture, but not a dairy product.

Wow, those Safeway brand chocolate cremé pies are to die for!!!

by Telephony September 7, 2013

head

A toilet; esp. on a ship.
Called that because in the days of sailing ships, the toilet was simply a hole in the deck near the ship's bow (the front or head of a ship).

Hold on there Sarge! I need to go to the head and leave a shit!

by Telephony November 3, 2014

didgeridon't

People who hate the sound that a didgeridoo makes call it a didgeridon't.

I fucking hate that cocksucking didgeridon't being "played" by the dock! Sounds like a motherfucking wounded elephant trying to give birth!!! :-(

by Telephony September 12, 2016

pee you!!!

Used as an exclamation when you encounter something (or somebody) that stinks to high heaven.

Pee you!!! This milkshake really reeks!!!

by Telephony December 19, 2011

restroom

The bedroom.

You can't REST in a restroom, because they only contain toilets, urinals (men's bathrooms only), and lavatories (bathroom sinks), not beds or futons.

Bedrooms however, do contain an article of furniture designed specifically for resting -- the BED (or FUTON) of course! Because bedrooms are made for resting, they can also be called restrooms!

Honey, let's head on up to the restroom and make some serious whoopie!
Then we can REST afterward!!!

by Telephony October 11, 2014

kark it

To die.

I wonder what happens when your local Sea World equivalent has a killer whale kark it?

by Telephony October 9, 2016

lovepot

A pet (such as a cat or dog) that displays an extraordinary degree of love to his/her owner. Such behaviours may include (but are not limited to) kissing, love nibbling, & head butting, (and for cats only) purring loudly and scent marking.

Coco is such a huge lovepot for head butting me, giving me Coco kisses, scent marking me as his, and giving me gentle little love nibbles.

by Telephony May 1, 2018