Telephony's definitions

rollios

What Beavis of MTV's Beavis & Butt-Head sometimes calls rolls of bungwipe (toliet paper) when he's in one of his Cornholio phases.

I am Cornholio!
I need rollios for my bunghole!!
You will give me...all your caca!!!

by Telephony May 18, 2013

There's Pussy in the Box

A phoney-bologna fake made-up jingle sung when you encounter a housecat in a cardboard box.
In this context, the word, "pussy" does not mean a woman's flower! :-O

{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:

♪ There's pussy in the box ♪
♪ There's pussy in the box ♪
♪ Don't turn up the stereo ♪
♪ There's pussy in the box ♪

by Telephony January 19, 2017

spambag

What you might call some butt wagon who deluges your email inbox with unwelcome spam email messages.

That fucking spambag keeps sending this shit about how I can make my penus rock hard and how I can buy houses for 49¢! Grrrr!!! $*@#%

by Telephony October 11, 2021

holio

How Beavis from MTV's Beavis and Butt-Head might say the word, "hole" esp. when suffixed to something e.g. bunghole, cornhole, wormhole, posthole digger, etc,

I am cornholio! I need TP for my postholio digger because I don't want my bungholio to get a holio and end up going down a wormholio!

by Telephony May 30, 2017

aluminum thunderflush

A tankless toilet (usually made from stainless steel but not always) that has an exceptionally powerful flush; such toilets are known to devour things like paper towels, socks, full rolls of rollios -- items which would clog up an ordinary shitbowl.

Suicide-resistant prison combys (they are made of metal and have a lavatory on top & a seatless toilet below; almost exclusively found in jail & prison cells) are thought to have been the originator for the phrase, "aluminum thunderflush".

Hey John!
Want to see something kewl?
Come over here and look at this...{places the end of a roll of bungwipe into the toilet water, flushes}. Check out how fast this aluminum thunderflush devours a whole roll of TP!!! See, it ate the whole roll with just two flushes!!!

by Telephony September 7, 2013

dry cell pig

Another term for, "battery hog" -- that is, a battery-operated device that devours batteries like there's no tomorrow.

Man this flashlight is a real dry cell pig! I just put a new set of D cells in 20 minutes ago and they're already going to pot!

by Telephony October 8, 2018

pussy

What most people in the UK would call a cat.

{Harold}: Come here David! I want you to stroke my pussy.
{David}: Uh...um...no thank you Harold; only females would have pus...O THAT KIND OF PUSSY!!!
The hell! Why didn't you just say cat?!?

by Telephony June 30, 2019