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thunderation!

A variant on “What in tarnation?” which itself was a lightening-up of the word “damnation,” “thunderation” was popular in the United States back in the 1830’s and 40’s. It’s time for it to come back.
Thunderation! Who the hell tried to flush a roll of Scottowels down the loo again?!?
by Telephony May 28, 2018
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spambag

What you might call some butt wagon who deluges your email inbox with unwelcome spam email messages.
That fucking spambag keeps sending this shit about how I can make my penus rock hard and how I can buy houses for 49¢! Grrrr!!! $*@#%
by Telephony October 11, 2021
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There's Pussy in the Box

A phoney-bologna fake made-up jingle sung when you encounter a housecat in a cardboard box.
In this context, the word, "pussy" does not mean a woman's flower! :-O
{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:

♪ There's pussy in the box
♪ There's pussy in the box
♪ Don't turn up the stereo ♪
♪ There's pussy in the box
by Telephony January 19, 2017
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holio

How Beavis from MTV's Beavis and Butt-Head might say the word, "hole" esp. when suffixed to something e.g. bunghole, cornhole, wormhole, posthole digger, etc,
I am cornholio! I need TP for my postholio digger because I don't want my bungholio to get a holio and end up going down a wormholio!
by Telephony May 30, 2017
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Jeepers peepers! Where'd you get those those creepers?

A parody of the little ditty "Jeepers creepers".
Jeepers peepers! Where'd you get those those creepers? Jeepers peepers! Where'd you get those eyes?
by Telephony December 19, 2014
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Hozay

How one might spell the name, "José" if they can't spell Spanish names.
The spelling, "H-O-Z-A-Y" is because it sounds just like that when spoken.
JC Penney bastardised the song, "Feliz Navidad" by Hozay Feliciano this Christmas!
by Telephony December 18, 2013
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carmel

Pron. "\ˈkär-məl\" -- how many people say the word, "caramel"
I'm going to the store to buy some chocolate, carmel, and brown shurger.
by Telephony March 31, 2015
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