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It means much the same as the phrase, "spark up a j", but instead of lighting up a joint, you're lighting up a small pipe with weed in it.
Hey Allen, let's go to that alley behind the bar and spark up a bowl. I got my hands on some primo shit this morning and I can't wait to smoke it!
by Telephony July 19, 2014
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The way that "fuck weed" is spelled, "fv¢kw€€d" bypasses the onboard censors found in many online BBSs and forums (or fora if you want to be a dick about it).
The way that "fuck weed" is spelled, "fv¢kw€€d" bypasses the onboard censors found in many online BBSs and forums (or fora if you want to be a dick about it).
{I " heard" this totally fictional, fake, phoney-bologna song while I was flying my UAV this afternoon; sung to the jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture):
Bob's Bob-O-Pedics
From your bunghole to your penis
Some dimbulb fv¢kw€€d broke the carafe!!! (pron. as though it were spelled, "carafay")
{~1.5 second pause}
Bob's Bob-O-Pedics!
Bob's Bob-O-Pedics
From your bunghole to your penis
Some dimbulb fv¢kw€€d broke the carafe!!! (pron. as though it were spelled, "carafay")
{~1.5 second pause}
Bob's Bob-O-Pedics!
by Telephony November 25, 2020
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Writing stuff is hard
So I use a pointy pencil
Pointy pointy pointy,
Pointy pointy pointy,
Whiz you! what's that horrible smell?
Writing stuff is hard
So I use a pointy pencil
Pointy pointy pointy,
Pointy pointy pointy,
Whiz you! what's that horrible smell?
by Telephony August 14, 2014
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I need to get this address written down before I fuck up and forget it!
I need to get this address written down before I fuck up and forget it!
by Telephony November 17, 2013
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Get the pee'd mug.My Ipod reports the song, "Penis I See" by Gwar as, "Inseminator I Optically Image". How fucking queer!
by Telephony November 25, 2016
Get the inseminator mug.Another term for, "dry cell pig" -- that is, a battery-operated device that devours batteries like there's no tomorrow.
Man this radio is a real battery hog! I just put a new set of AA cells in there half an hour ago and they're already going down the tube!
by Telephony October 8, 2018
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