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homophones

Look at those two old rotary telephones on that desk. Note the way their cords are all tangled up with one another -- they must be homophones of some kind!
by Telephony September 21, 2016
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faggotistic

Of, or possessing the qualities of being gay; e.g. the stereotypical limp wrist (e.g. the person has LWS aka. broken wrist syndrome), the lisp, the hands on the hips, waving his ass around, etc.
Look at that dude over there. He's so faggotistic, he must be a real flamer!
by Telephony September 14, 2019
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Twenty Stick-Very-Twirly-Stick

What you can call the year 2016.

So-named because when viewed from above, it really does look like twenty (20) stick (1) very twirly stick (6).
{From a daily update to a BBS about wheelchairs & scooters}:

01-17-16 {or "2016 17 Jan.", or even "January 17, Twenty Stick-Very-Twirly-Stick" if you prefer}.
Just making my daily check-in from Tok AK. USA...my people (who live in Nicaragua) we have but one bunghole...er...uh...I mean I only have a sodding Cingular update planned for my website today...it concerns my having added an aerial video of flights of my Syma Fiery Dragon F1 Single-Rotor R/C Helicopter to my website.
by Telephony July 4, 2016
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Green Bay Fudgepackers

What a non-fan of the Green Bay Packers football team might call them.
Hey, the Supertolietbowl this year doesn't have those fucking crappy Green Bay Fudgepackers in it! It's between birds and horses this time around!
by Telephony January 27, 2014
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spanken

How some people misspell the word, "spanking".
I don't know about you but I'd rather be giving the dog a spanken than having to scrub this nasty-ass toilet with a toothbrush because I thew away the orange juice that mom put in my lunchpail!
by Telephony July 24, 2019
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baited breath

A fairly common misspelling of the phrase, "bated breath".
{In a small series of text messages between Josh & Mary in the same room}"
{Josh}: I'm sitting here with baited breath waiting for the postman!
{Mary}: What, have you been eating smelt or sushi or something? I don't smell fish!
by Telephony February 12, 2015
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diarrhea of the keyboard

Similar to the phrase diarrhea of the mouth, but done exclusively via computer.
A person afflicted with diarrhea of the keyboard may send frequent, very lengthy emails, post multiple very long daily updates to his or her blog or website, or clog up internet BBSs (forums (or even fora if you want to be an ass about it).
{Tony}: When you're a computer geek playing games and invading dungeons, Jethro just doesn't cut it.

{Abby}: This guy has diarrhea of the keyboard. His blog must be 1,000 pages long.
by Telephony April 25, 2017
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