Telephony's definitions
A rather unfortunately common misspelling of the phrase, "open mic" which is an event staged by bars & nightclubs allow ordinary people to go onstage and sing, tell dirty jokes, or spout off a bountifully overflowing cornucopia of toilet tongue just to try and liven up an otherwise dull house.
Seen in printed material only (such as a sign in a window); as "open mike" and, "open mic" are pronounced exactly the same.
Seen in printed material only (such as a sign in a window); as "open mike" and, "open mic" are pronounced exactly the same.
by Telephony May 15, 2015
Get the Open Mikemug. A nicer way of using the word pussywhipped -- this way of spelling it also bypasses the onboard censors found on many BBSs.
by Telephony August 16, 2011
Get the p-whippedmug. by Telephony December 27, 2011
Get the mikatmug. Jack was piddled-off...no, pissed off...er...um...fucking shitted off that some true-blue total asshaberdasher had kicked the urinal off the wall and then smashed it to bits with a hammer, knowing full well that it will be months before Jack can afford to have it replaced!
by Telephony September 7, 2019
Get the shitted offmug. What the term, "Worker's Compensation" is to Butt-Head on the Beavis and Butt-Head episode, "Work is Death".
{Burger World Manager}: Be careful in the kitchen, Burger world can not afford to pay out any more Worker's Compensation.
Butthead: Uhhh, Worker's Constipation?
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, I get that all the time at work when I can't take a poop.
Butthead: Uhhh, Worker's Constipation?
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, I get that all the time at work when I can't take a poop.
by Telephony July 20, 2020
Get the Worker's Constipationmug. by Telephony October 24, 2010
Get the urinatormug. by Telephony December 12, 2012
Get the Husoos Cristo en una muletamug.