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braindouching

Not too unlike brainwashing, but using a stronger form of brainwashing.

{Near-present tense} to braindouche
{Past tense} having been braindouched
Rikers was subject to a technique rather historically inaccurately referred to as braindouching.
by Telephony September 4, 2013
mugGet the braindouchingmug.

vicey versey

How many people say the phrase, "vice versa".
{Craig}: Mark, please clean out the plastic cat toliet and the sink -- or vicey versey.
by Telephony May 11, 2016
mugGet the vicey verseymug.

prison comby

A combination toliet / lavatory (sink) found in prison cells.
Often called a, "suicide-resistant prison comby" or, "ligature-resistant prison comby" because the toliet portion has no seat and only a small amount of water is present in the bottom of the bowl after flushing it -- this helps to prevent inmates from attempting to drown themselves or getting their heads between the seat & bowl.

Sometimes they are simply called an aluminum thunderflush because they flush quickly and loudly.
{Inmate}: Guard, my prison comby has no hot water and doesn't flush.
by Telephony July 21, 2014
mugGet the prison combymug.

queered the test

Having spoiled a running test, necessitating one to have to reset all of the hardware (and software if necessary) and restart the test from the beginning.
This is actually a retest; approx. 3 hours into the first one, I accidentally bumped something that I shouldn't have and subsequently queered the test; so I recharged the cell and started a second test. :-/
by Telephony August 24, 2018
mugGet the queered the testmug.

piddle you!

Similar to pee you! but with a bit less of a stench. Enough to make you wrinkle your nose a little in disgust, but not nearly as much as piss you! would require.
Piddle you! This yogurt must have gone off a few days ago. Better shitcan it before somebody gets sick from it and ralfs all over our brand new carpet!
by Telephony December 18, 2016
mugGet the piddle you!mug.

aluminum thunderflush

A tankless toilet (usually made from stainless steel but not always) that has an exceptionally powerful flush; such toilets are known to devour things like paper towels, socks, full rolls of rollios -- items which would clog up an ordinary shitbowl.

Suicide-resistant prison combys (they are made of metal and have a lavatory on top & a seatless toilet below; almost exclusively found in jail & prison cells) are thought to have been the originator for the phrase, "aluminum thunderflush".
Hey John!
Want to see something kewl?
Come over here and look at this...{places the end of a roll of bungwipe into the toilet water, flushes}. Check out how fast this aluminum thunderflush devours a whole roll of TP!!! See, it ate the whole roll with just two flushes!!!
by Telephony September 7, 2013
mugGet the aluminum thunderflushmug.

dry cell pig

Another term for, "battery hog" -- that is, a battery-operated device that devours batteries like there's no tomorrow.
Man this flashlight is a real dry cell pig! I just put a new set of D cells in 20 minutes ago and they're already going to pot!
by Telephony October 8, 2018
mugGet the dry cell pigmug.

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