Telephony's definitions
When you're playing the video game Digimon Racing on your Nintendo Game Boy Advance, one of your weapons is the Debris Cannon -- but it really does sound like Febreze Cannon when your digimon driver shouts it out!
I was playing Digimon Racing the other day, and l heard one of my digimon shout, "Febreze Cannon!", so I went and got a can of Febreze Air Effects and studied it to see if I could launch the little fucker at slow cars in my lane and see them douched out in my rear view mirror.
by Telephony December 12, 2016
Get the Febreze Cannonmug. by Telephony July 23, 2015
Get the blowmug. What many people call a "bobby pin" -- the U-shaped pin used singly or in multiple to hold hair in a particular style.
{Jane}: Hey Linda, may I please borrow a barbie pin?
{Linda}: Sure, they're just to the right of my lavatory. Take as many as you need.
{Linda}: Sure, they're just to the right of my lavatory. Take as many as you need.
by Telephony October 11, 2014
Get the barbie pinmug. Damn, Linda is such an assbonnet for putting a whole box of laundry soap in the dorm washing machine and then starting it!
by Telephony July 24, 2014
Get the assbonnetmug. Timmy is an unaverage boy,
That everyone understands
Mom and Dad and VickI never giving him commands.
VickI: BARIUM ENEMA, BABY FAG!!!
Doom and gloom up in his room,
Is never broken instantly,
By his magic big elephants who deny his every wish,
Cause in reality they are his Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents
Wanda: Douches & enemas!
Cosmo: Massengill & Fleet!
Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
Real even, pee Steven, buff bod, hot rod,
Timmy: Obtuse, mother goose, mongoose, guava juice,
Giant snake, birthday cake, small french fries, strawberry milkshake!!!
Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
It doesn't make you mild when you're a child with Fairly EvenParents!
Vicky: No wrong.
That everyone understands
Mom and Dad and VickI never giving him commands.
VickI: BARIUM ENEMA, BABY FAG!!!
Doom and gloom up in his room,
Is never broken instantly,
By his magic big elephants who deny his every wish,
Cause in reality they are his Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents
Wanda: Douches & enemas!
Cosmo: Massengill & Fleet!
Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
Real even, pee Steven, buff bod, hot rod,
Timmy: Obtuse, mother goose, mongoose, guava juice,
Giant snake, birthday cake, small french fries, strawberry milkshake!!!
Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
It doesn't make you mild when you're a child with Fairly EvenParents!
Vicky: No wrong.
by Telephony February 19, 2015
Get the Fairly EvenParentsmug. ♫ I've been sittin on the toilet ♫
♫ All the live-long day ♫
♫ I've been sittin on the toilet ♫
♫ Just to piss my life away ♫
♫ Don't you hear the whizzer flushing ♫
♫ Sleep in so late in the day ♫
♫ Can't you hear your neighbour yelling ♫
♫ Quick, get the poo-poo spray! ♫
♫ All the live-long day ♫
♫ I've been sittin on the toilet ♫
♫ Just to piss my life away ♫
♫ Don't you hear the whizzer flushing ♫
♫ Sleep in so late in the day ♫
♫ Can't you hear your neighbour yelling ♫
♫ Quick, get the poo-poo spray! ♫
by Telephony July 30, 2016
Get the I've Been Sittin on the Toiletmug. On Karl Bartos' song, "Overdrive", you can clearly hear him say, "Pissed-off life" yet it's supposed to be, "Kiss of life".
by Telephony July 21, 2014
Get the Pissed-off lifemug.