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Dominion 

An Australian Vegan Propaganda film featuring The Joker that guilt trips people into not hurting animals, who are fucking objects and not humans.
I watched Dominion last night, won't make that mistake again.
Dominion by Ronald Glumpp May 31, 2024

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You've been so bored you have to find every single combination that hasn't been defined. Well; I found one. This combination is made by pressing the fist row backwards, then the bottom row forwards, then the the middle row backwards. Keep going, but after you find one, DO YOU GOD DANG HOMEWORK!
Cynthia: I'm home!

Mom: Okay, go do your homework!
Cynthia: *thinking* How about I try to find poiuytrewqzxcvbnmlkjhgfdsa to see if it's new?
Mom: And don't you type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm again!

Cynthia: I won't! *thinking* I won't type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, I'll type poiuytrewqzxcvbnmlkjhgfdsa!
A little boi who likes to say 就是说嘛~
“就是说嘛~” said Quankai.
Quankai by Snowfee September 10, 2018

The Blue Eyeshadow Effect 

Generally applied, failing to perceive something brutally obvious because you are too distracted by an insignificant detail. Specifically, failing to notice how disgusting the video "Two Girls One Cup" is because you are too distracted by how nauseating their blue eyeshadow is.
The Blue Eyeshadow Effect:

After Jamie Lynn watched "2 Girls 1 Cup, she replied, "Ewww... that was fucking disgusting. Those bitches were wearing blue shadow!"

Name dropportunity 

An opportunity to name drop. In the course of conversation, an opportunity that arises to mention your relationship with famous person, however tenuous. Being presented with such an opportunity but remaining silent earns triple dropportunity karma points.
“I had a name dropportunity the other day but didn’t mention redacted once.”

“His name would t have gotten you the job anyway.”

infomaniac 

a person who orders everything they see off of infomercials. They are unable to let one go by without ordering within the first 100 people....
I am an infomaniac...I just ordered a silver bullet, a food dehydrator, two George Foreman grills, and one Jack Lalane juicer...all will arrive on Friday....
infomaniac by Grovegirl August 28, 2010