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turd dystocia 

when a turn just won't come all the way out and creeps back in when you quit pushing.
Leave me alone! I'm on the porcelain throne with a serious case of turd dystocia!
turd dystocia by ballouuollab March 12, 2009

panty dropper sexy 

A phrase to describe how hot a guy is. This man is so sexy, that women's panties may just happen to spontaneously drop. The acronym PDS can also be used.
Shemar Moore is so panty dropper sexy, if I ever saw him in person, my panties will fly off.

Splumpie 

The act of dipping ones hand in gasoline, lighting it, and fist fucking a goat.
My anal herpes makes me feel like I just got splumpied:(
Splumpie by BrandonBigDickChaseLOL November 27, 2010

alliscia 

A girl who you will fall in love with instantly. She will always be there for you & never leave you. She isn't "cold-hearted" or heartless. She's an amazing kisser & she's goofy. She's not a "player" & she treats her girl good. Get you an alliscia.
"alliscia got da juice."
alliscia by Alliscia July 3, 2016

deuce closet 

"Yo, where is Colin?"
"He had to dump, he's in the deuce closet."

oobily goobily 

Something to say when scared but also wanna stay silly
Bob: hey Tom how its going
Tom: OOBILY GOOBILY
Bob: what
oobily goobily by Randomguy96 February 14, 2024
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