amylda

Amylda is my baby dedek. She’s funny, crazily annoying but surprisingly pleasant to be around her. People can be themselves around her because even when she judges, she judges because she loves.

Amylda is adorable.

amylda by Meliot November 22, 2021

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crabchord

stray public hairs often seen in a urinal

Boss to employee at a bar: "right, Charlie, this is third night you late this week - so you're cleaning out the fucking crabchord out the fucking urinals for the rest of the month!"

crabchord by Rolee January 4, 2017

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Cow

An animal that gives milk.

A female human.

1. The cows will all moo if they don't get special privileges.

Cow by Bob Knows November 9, 2011

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Whoosh

To whoosh; to engage in extreme inappropriate behavior so obscene it cannot be described by the traditional English vocabulary. Alcohol is typically a precursor to the act of "Whooshing".

"Whoa, Matt what happened to you last night?"

"Uh, left Taylors, Whooshed all over a sorority with Mike for about an hour, Whooshed by my girlfriends house, Whooshed all over her, then whooshed home. Yeah, I was Whooshin' last night."

Whoosh by Bizzaro LOD February 7, 2008

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half eighth

1/16th of an ounce of marijuana. This is usually scaled out to 1.75 grams, normally costing $25 and in some extreme opportunistic cases $30 for ridiculously beautiful buds.

Yo.. any chance I can score a half eighth off of you tonight?

half eighth by loudognigg February 15, 2006

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dadliest

A person who behaves in the manner the stereotypical dad would. This includes, but is not limited to, Hawaiian Shirts, dead memes, and the regular dad joke.

One need not be a dad to earn the title of "The Dadliest."

Paul: Guys, let's go get some food. I'm really hungry.
James: OH, NICE TO MEET YOU, REALLY HUNGRY! I'M JAMES! *dabs*
Tom: James, you truly are the dadliest of them all.

dadliest by akuwardmoments December 31, 2017

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Flog the Dolphin

1. verb
To beat savagely a mammalious aquatic creature (dolphin) with a rod or other blunt instrument
2. Flogging the dolphin
Masturbation

1. "I'm going to go out back and flog the dolphin."
2 "I'm going to go out back and flog the dolphin."

Flog the Dolphin by Anonymous April 4, 2003

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