Urban Dictionary
Emotisticle
Emotisticle by dj mfhc September 30, 2010
Lurk
illegal or underhanded benefit a worker gets when the boss is not looking .A lurk is the unauthorised receival of employment related perks.
Dave: My boss goes away a lot and he asks me to mind his apartment.Last week his secretary came over not expecting to see me and was found out.I banged her in the boss's bed and made a date for next time he's out of town
Bob: Man!!! How did you get a lurk like that?
Stella: Maxine sucked up to the boss so she could take the company truck home just so she can drive around all weekend for free delivering pizzas.The tanks empty when she comes back on Monday morning.
Thelma: What a lurk merchant.
Bob: Man!!! How did you get a lurk like that?
Stella: Maxine sucked up to the boss so she could take the company truck home just so she can drive around all weekend for free delivering pizzas.The tanks empty when she comes back on Monday morning.
Thelma: What a lurk merchant.
Bafoday
Anyone named Bafoday is a demigod. They're a demigod in their looks and personality. This person is shy but once you get to know him. Boy, you are lucky. He's nice, but he was cruel and savage part of him so try not to get on his dark side. If he loves you, you're lucky, very lucky.
Bafoday is fucking FINE
Bafoday by MemeExpert February 1, 2018
Trumped a bullet
past tense Trumped a bullet.
idiom: a. To escape an undesirable outcome or fate by something more than sheer, stupid luck; b. To be saved from a catastrophic event by divine intervention; c. to dodge a bullet (proverbial), but more serious or impactful.
idiom: a. To escape an undesirable outcome or fate by something more than sheer, stupid luck; b. To be saved from a catastrophic event by divine intervention; c. to dodge a bullet (proverbial), but more serious or impactful.
Man, I almost got into a major car accident just now, but somehow I got around it totally unscathed.
Wow, you really Trumped a bullet.
Wow, you really Trumped a bullet.
Trumped a bullet by ArchitectOfTheApocalypse July 19, 2024
jack a da ass
My employee's husband was a jackass and a dumb ass during the corona virus pandemic, a, Jack a da ass.
jack a da ass by Hairnana April 28, 2020
nakha
Nakha is a rare name, people named nakha is from thailand and they are very smart and Can run any type of bussiness they Can run a Cartel and they Can run a legal job. Nakha’s are the smartest persons on this Earth. They Can make money no matter what and they are the best Fighters on this planet. Nakha’s are good people but dont get on their bad side or u Will die