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Gold digger

Doctor: what has caused you to have ptsd?
Me: my gold digger ex wife.
Doctor: what is a gold digger?
Me: my ex wife.
Gold digger by Pussahy November 19, 2021

kmdfvosmkodsf 

when someone is raging and slams their keyboard
kmdfvosmkodsf, i just lost this bedwars game
kmdfvosmkodsf by yowadfdupdasp February 2, 2021
The Sport that Owns all! ; a sport that gets you true respect
Tommy (foot fairy): Hey Mark what sport do you play?
Mark: Hockey
(Tommy's thoughts): i better stay the fuck away from that dude.
hockey by Venusaur January 2, 2008

Fur Celebration 

The act of killing furries then having anal sex.
Me and Dr.phil had a Fur Celebration after the furry convention.
Fur Celebration by Sir.Thotiest January 19, 2020

jesus sandles 

the fugliest shoe ever made. they look like something i wore to the zoo when i was six.
I was digging around in the dumpster and found these jesus sandles.
jesus sandles by prepercolate May 24, 2013
femel: noun
When a cat starts lying down and extending their arms full (or half) stretch.
That feline can femel well!
Femel by Feline of the east October 11, 2020
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