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1.An extremely fine, bangin ass.. when imagined in a thong causes insta-boner.

2. Taryn Bour
As Taryn walked away I looked down and my wang looked up, It must be an assgasm
Assgasm by the ass police January 26, 2009
only require a shotgun, rifle, and 4 wheel drive
"With a shotgun, rifle, and a 4 wheel drive, a country boy can survive"
-Hank Williams Jr.
redneck by bnfclax March 1, 2005
Nickname for a Boise Stunter: COMBINING HONDA 929RR AND DEVIL HIGHMOUNT EXHAUST
{FOSHEEZY}One Cool{NUKKA}That HDevil is....
HDEVIL by HDEVIL April 22, 2005

Poon tokens 

Tokens received by a male while in pursuit of a female. Tokens can be rewarded by the girl you are in pursuit of when you execute down a successful action or phrase.

Similar to tickets being collected, saved and spent at Chuckie Cheese, the objective when in pursuit of a girl is to receive as many tokens as is necessary to obtain a prize.

There are some circumstances when one could save up hundreds of tokens, but still not be able to cash in a prize, while in other circumstances one could only need one or two, if any, tokens to cash in prizes. At times people walk away having earned a respectable amount of tokens but never getting a chance to cash them in.
I've been getting poon tokens from Jessica all week, I think I'm gonna get a chance to cash them in this weekend.

I told Katie that I volunteer that hospital and scored several poon tokens.

I brought my little brother to work yesterday and scored loads of poon tokens with the girls in my office.
Poon tokens by irishrugby13 September 24, 2010

Pink Adventure 

Is a quick, almost un-noticeable response to a Female’s question “What would you like to do?” Historically this term has only been used by male spelunkers to subconsciously suggest sex to a woman, if executed correctly. If this response is tendered too slowly and the Female has no sense of humor, it may be offensive. Timing is also crucial as once the question has been purposed the response needs to be immediate. A cupped hand over mouth is necessary if the Female can read lips.

The term has been adopted for modern times as now it is gender neutral, as females and males alike can use this term to suggest sex to a female. Female responders need not worry about speed, timing or the cupped hand, but should consider making a “la la la la la” sound and flicking their tongue in an up and down manner while making such sound.
Female "What would you like to do?"
Male "Pink Adventure."

Also accepted

Female "What would you like to do?"
Female "Pink Adventure...la la la la la la la!"

Bipartisan Blowout 

The act of having diarrhea and puking at the same time, which requires the two ends of your body to cooperate against you.
Joe was soooo sick, he had a Bipartisan Blowout.