Bosses are like diapers: Full of shit and all over your ass.

When you see someone so hot and instead of saying that they are hot you can say, “20K” meaning they owe you $20k in child support after their looks impregnated you.

The FIRST tuesday of the month where one consumes large quantities of cannabis.

MBTJustin was misinformed.

Mailbox Tuesday is also a group of people who have come together to form a strong connection (sexual relationship).

The act of masturbating in surreptitious or stealthy manner.

Lozzy is a a special breed of human that love loud music
a lozzy will do any thing it cant to recreate loud music in various forms and any way possible

a lozzy can befound in many different locations
a) by a bass bin in a night club
b) by a loud vehicle
c) fiddle with the volume control in dixons or currys

a lozzy will get very annoyed and aggitated if it cant play loud music

A scorned lover who is prone to commiting violent acts following a break-up of a relationship. References the Glen Close character in the movie "Fatal Attraction," who cooked a pet rabbit of the family of the lover who ended the relationship.