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Internetitis 

A condition where one has an extreme obsession to be on the internet or be like people who they encounter on the internet. Similar to Text Talk.
1) Joe was diagnosed with internetitis after people recognized his habit of not leaving the computer for three days.

2) Steve was diagnosed with internetitis after people got tired of his internet speech, i.e. tl;dr, lol, ikr, idgaf, etc.
Internetitis by Ilisten2Metal May 29, 2014

Excessive disrespect children 

When you incarnate to Earth in the late 80's in a 3rd Dimensional Human vessel (Philip Piquet Vargas) with no powers or abilities, but in your previous life you were all powerful with abilities and powers, very powerful with a huge army and well respected and honored by many as being named Ashtar Sheran. But as Philip the Satanists, Illuminati, Shadow Governments of Earth have been responsible for so much negative black energy coming out of you to feed evil astral Dimension type beings and you get Satanist ritualed by them all the time and just plain taken advantage of by people that are not mature God or Goddess like types who want to neuralize you so you don't have a well deserved decent after life and are excessive disrespect children
Dude that guy had a very rough life because of them and there still acting like excessive disrespect children
Naw, I can't come over and watch the game, I got STD.
STD by Sslime October 17, 2004
A Sex God, all the girls love him and want to be with him. His male friends are highly jealous of his smooth talking to the opposite sex and make fun of him. But they know who is getting the girls and whos not, has many girls who are friends and many who are not but is a love-able name or person never the less.
Kadeem is such a ladies man
Kadeem is the best boyfriend i ever had
Kadeem is the man
I want to be like Kadeem
Kadeem by Dsmoke9 March 23, 2009
Yaur is an antonym of naur. Naur is no in an australian accent. It's just a funnier way of saying yes, but in an australian accent.
You: "Did you do the homework?"
Friend: "Yaur"
Yaur by Itsaperfectlove June 21, 2023
an interesting mold that grows behind your ears when you forget to floss your teeth
"oh Jane, you appear to have some charlin behind your ear...make sure you floss next time! "
charlin by Snoop Dogg YEEEE February 16, 2008
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