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Urban Dictionary

schmidty 

A pretty swell guy who is normally , white, bald or balding, and occasionally over weight.
"Hey, look at that guy he is such a schmidty"

or

"That schmidty over there just spilled ice cream on himself"
schmidty by Joe January 19, 2004
omg that’s so yahtzee

(that’s so goofy/slay)
Rawan is the name of an Arab princess. Rawan is very kind and compassionate, and also has lots of beauty. She has an infectious personality, and doesn’t struggle to make others smile. She has a special kind of beauty; one that cannot be recreated. Rawan, to say the least, is awesome.
Look at Rawan, she’s so nice
Rawan by dirtydavid September 24, 2022

Jamaican Ball Splash 

Basically, your balls are so sweaty and smelly that you have no choice but to wash them to keep any remnants of dignity. Thing is, your only option is the sink in the public restroom. So you drop those shorts, flop your boys in, and proceed to splash them in a Jamaican-style fashion.
Question: I gotta pick up my girlfriend at the bus stop in 5 minutes and I still have this whore's crotch-scent on my balls! I don't even have time to shower! What do I do?

Answer: Jamaican Ball Splash!
BT stands for bittorrent, or Bit Tornado, a BT client. Bittorrent is the number one way to shove it right up the RIAA'S ass. You upload to other users while simulatenously downloading. Hence, astronomical download rates are achieved. It is highly effective.
I just downloaded Debian, the entire led zep discography, and windows xp pro in 3 hours.
*KNOCK ON DOOR*
Fuck thats the RIAA.
Me: Just a sec (pulls out hyper magnet and
runs del C:\*.* and rm -rf /dev/alltheillegalshit)
BT by David_Lee_Roth July 23, 2005

Therapized 

In need of constant therapy until complete rehabilitation has occurred.
They need to be therapized until they can be released around the general public again.
Therapized by AJ Menagerie March 2, 2025