Wittyastic

An adjective describing one who is humorous using both wit and sarcasm. They are both witty and sarcastic in their statement.

A man is wittyastic in his response to a question:

Girl: "Are you sure you're not gay?"

Guy: "I'm sure."

Girl: "Positive?"

Guy: "As a proton."

Wittyastic by Hanukkah Monica Veronica June 4, 2011

Executive athleisure

Noun: athletic wear worn by customer-facing tech managers. Typically characterized by a pair of Lulu Lemon pants and a quarter zip jacket with a company or college logo.

Ben is wearing executive athleisure for the meeting today. He would look more at home on the golf course than the conference room.

Executive athleisure by Maridian July 9, 2023

Arcishmati

Is a women full of bullshit, very unfaithful, basically a type of snake(not a good one, toxic TBH), not trustworthy, has a lot of family issues, doesn’t improve at all.

Arcishmati Is chutiya!

Arcishmati by Han.solo.burger January 1, 2024

muggridge

a wanker who steals seats and is has very large eyebrows CUNT

harry muggridge is a big juicy bell end

muggridge by gizzy1057 October 21, 2013

Letter to the President

To wipe one's ass maximizing the amount of poop on the tissue.

That bturd turned into a bchad. I had to write a letter to the President to get rid of it.

Letter to the President by Uncle Boe October 21, 2010

Tom Holland

This boi is thick af

That boy is thick thats Tom Holland

Tom Holland by That one Guy who doesn’t shut4 February 25, 2019

Arin

A sweet guy who will never leave your side. Everbody needs somebody like
him. Is very humble. If you were to tell him how kind and what a great person he is he'd hit you with a no u Best bean you'll ever find. Very hard to not love. Trustable, loyal, and an amazing person in general
This bean will compliment you at every chance he gets and it urges you to do the same back. Impossible to not be friends with him <3

Person 1: Awww he's such an Arin

Person 2: i know, right? He's so sweet

Memey Person 3: yEEt. Im only here for the beans and memes but i want that now *points at the Arin*

*memey person 3 runs off with the Arin*

Arin by Taco_bøi9064 August 26, 2019

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