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MISSMimi 

Defies the universal image of an Anglo-Saxon British woman, much to our delight. Can pull off a beautiful array of cosmetics that would make my 2nd grade teacher look like a demented male peacock. MISSMimi seems like the ideal penpal, who, upon actually meeting with me in person, could teach me how to develop better taste in pop culture. And despite all this, I can never forgive her for trying to sell that new Britney Spears CD.
I often attempt to make love to my eyeliner, but I can never do it like MISSMimi.
MISSMimi by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008
Has a big dick, not much confidence and lack of self worth. Very kinky. Good sense of humour and doesn't like tomatoes.
Dude 1: dude did you see that person over there?

Dude 2: the one that doesn't like tomatoes?

Dude 1: yeah, they're a kinky little shithead.

Dude 2: oh, they're a total Ren!

BabyBelling 

Purposely leaving a human turd out in the sun (or oven), with the intended result being an outer layered poo, that can be peeled of its outer skin shortly after incubation.
Nah Sorry, I can’t come out tonight, I’m babybelling, one’s just gone in the air fryer!
BabyBelling by Cri Cri W August 25, 2023

September 1st 

September 1st is national Shut up Thomas day. It's when everyone and anyone who knows a person named Thomas tells said person to shut up.
"Hey Shut up Thomas!"
"What the fuck, man?"
"No hate, it's just Natinal Shut up Thomas day. Because its september 1st."
"Oh than thats cool."

the smelly machine gun 

When you drop a fart and it sounds like a machine gun and smells like Rotorua.
Man the smelly machine guns reeeek!
the smelly machine gun by Plummdogg January 10, 2021
One who who acts like their dick has been jammed into a door and slammed shut on their penis.
Mg F T W: honestly SHUT THE frick UP YOU DILDO frick DICKJAM
Dickjam by <3Chain June 10, 2009

Hamaphobe 

Despising, disliking or showing prejudice towards those members of society that are classed as Hamasexual. I.e. those that are sexually or romantically or otherwise attracted to Hamas and/or the Free Palestine movement. Particularly as of 7th October 2023 onwards.

See also, Hamaphobic, Hamaphobia, Hamasexual.
"Protests by Hamasexual men and women have been ongoing since 7th October for an end to discrimination of the Palestinian people and Hamas based on terrorism to ordinary people going about their lives - e.g. attending festivals, at home, work, etc. Meanwhile, a whole tirade of hate towards them is building up. Hamaphobe levels are up at their highest levels since oct '23."

"Vic reassured Sukh that he need not worry about Hamasexuals... As once they realised Sukh was a Hamaphobe, they'd soon calm down and lower their Palestinian flags, both in person and on their WhatsApp statuses/names"

"Call me a Hamaphobe, but if I hear one more thing about Free Palestine I swear I'm gonna shoot someone. Hamasexuals, the lot of um!"
Hamaphobe by CHEMISTA November 4, 2023
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