Michelangelo

If you're an old history teacher, you'll know Michelangeloas the versatile artist whose prowess challenges that of Leonardo Da Vinci. Also, as an old history teacher, you'd know that Michelangelo died at the hallowed age of 88. Hopefully our beloved YMer, Michelangelo will live to be just as old, or older. From the looks of it, she's carefree, has a big heart, and is the girl you'd think about when hearing the country song "Stand by Your Man."
It's a must to learn how to be frisky and seventeen. Deprived as I am, I think Michelangelo can help me in that department.
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beansnchips

When winter comes, and I'm shivering like hell and need some blubber, beansnchips will sure come in handy. It's a savior to my tummy, a salty form of Prozac, and an aphrodisiac all at once. You can also say that beansnchips is a sort of "character" meal, as it is capable of talking and even typing conversations on the Internet. beansnchips, gentically engineered vegetables have nothing on you!
I'm pretty sure that on Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey's honeymoon, Jessica's mother lavished the love chamber with Cheetos, Lays, and beansnchips.
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MISSMimi

Defies the universal image of an Anglo-Saxon British woman, much to our delight. Can pull off a beautiful array of cosmetics that would make my 2nd grade teacher look like a demented male peacock. MISSMimi seems like the ideal penpal, who, upon actually meeting with me in person, could teach me how to develop better taste in pop culture. And despite all this, I can never forgive her for trying to sell that new Britney Spears CD.
I often attempt to make love to my eyeliner, but I can never do it like MISSMimi.
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RickJamesBiznitch

I'll admit it. As an Asian girl who has this intense Caucasian (and only Caucasian) male fetish, I am led to daydream about freaking with Rick James, despite the fact that I have never freaked before. Maybe RickJamesBiznitch can teach me how, judging from her electronically seductive energy and facetious words of guidance. A true character, she is a pro at pointing out your online flaws and keeping you in check. If only she could have been the nun who beat me with the ruler in Catholic school.
One day, when I'm roaming around Borders, I'll find that novel by RickJamesBiznitch...
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VERTIGO

An ailment my father often suffers from on Thanksgiving after a crapload of undercooked turkey. Also, a song that makes me grudgingly admit that Bono is indeed a sexy, sexy man. In addition, VERTIGOs are delightfully sassy, yet at the same time act very mature for their very young age. For this reason, VERTIGOs would make very good decoys for the Dateline special "To Catch a Predator."
I've been dizzy and feeling delightfully intoxicated. Damn you, VERTIGO!
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xHeard_the_Worldx

Sitting at the kitchen table choking on my Cheerios, I remember being eight years old and watching on the news the rampant chaos in Kosovo. You can say that I xHeard_the_Worldx, meaning that I actually found my heart and learned to show compassion for the friendless and endangered. When someone says he or she xHeard_the_Worldx, I think of someone being slapped across the face by a higher power, commanded to become righteous vigilantes on a mission to slaughter the ugly.
Forget the United Nations. Let's here more about xHeard_the_Worldx.
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psycho_maniac

Let's put it this way. The YM story board sucks ass. Not because the stories are poorly written, but because the subject matter reminds me too much of cotton candy. psycho_maniac is a fresh breath of air for me, as her literary tidbits make my heart tickle.
Literature can soothe the savage idiot. psycho_maniac will do just that very, very soon.
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