Scherbatsky*'s definitions
I'll admit it. As an Asian girl who has this intense Caucasian (and only Caucasian) male fetish, I am led to daydream about freaking with Rick James, despite the fact that I have never freaked before. Maybe RickJamesBiznitch can teach me how, judging from her electronically seductive energy and facetious words of guidance. A true character, she is a pro at pointing out your online flaws and keeping you in check. If only she could have been the nun who beat me with the ruler in Catholic school.
by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008

An exotic beauty whose elusiveness puts the actual land of Hollywood to shame. A dedicated aficionado of fashion, _Hollywood also has kind ears, willing to listen to the daily trifles of troubled young women. Her vibrant personality and chic charisma are surely valued contributions to the cultural mosaic we call Planet Earth.
You know that bench in front of the shop _Hollywood works at? Well, one day, when my home gets foreclosed and my car gets repossessed, I hope to sleep on that bench in hopes that she'll telepathically recognize me.
by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008

When winter comes, and I'm shivering like hell and need some blubber, beansnchips will sure come in handy. It's a savior to my tummy, a salty form of Prozac, and an aphrodisiac all at once. You can also say that beansnchips is a sort of "character" meal, as it is capable of talking and even typing conversations on the Internet. beansnchips, gentically engineered vegetables have nothing on you!
I'm pretty sure that on Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey's honeymoon, Jessica's mother lavished the love chamber with Cheetos, Lays, and beansnchips.
by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008

Let's put it this way. The YM story board sucks ass. Not because the stories are poorly written, but because the subject matter reminds me too much of cotton candy. psycho_maniac is a fresh breath of air for me, as her literary tidbits make my heart tickle.
by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008

The epitome of natural radiance and sincere confidence. A lover of life and a diligent worker whose labors result in benefiting her peers, along with herself. In a storybook, she would be the benevolent fairy who shelters the downtrodden under the branches of a weeping willow. Though quirky, she can be taken seriously, trusted to give some worthwhile advice.
by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008

Defies the universal image of an Anglo-Saxon British woman, much to our delight. Can pull off a beautiful array of cosmetics that would make my 2nd grade teacher look like a demented male peacock. MISSMimi seems like the ideal penpal, who, upon actually meeting with me in person, could teach me how to develop better taste in pop culture. And despite all this, I can never forgive her for trying to sell that new Britney Spears CD.
by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008

The woman I aspire to be. The woman who kicks Elle Woods' ass when it comes to pulling off a Playboy Bunny outfit. The woman who journeys far and wide. The woman who puts up with her misery and continues walking on despite the budding blisters on her sensitive heels. Not only do I aspire to be her, but I want BridgetJones to be my sister in law.
by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008
