Scherbatsky*'s definitions

RickJamesBiznitch

I'll admit it. As an Asian girl who has this intense Caucasian (and only Caucasian) male fetish, I am led to daydream about freaking with Rick James, despite the fact that I have never freaked before. Maybe RickJamesBiznitch can teach me how, judging from her electronically seductive energy and facetious words of guidance. A true character, she is a pro at pointing out your online flaws and keeping you in check. If only she could have been the nun who beat me with the ruler in Catholic school.

One day, when I'm roaming around Borders, I'll find that novel by RickJamesBiznitch...

by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008

psycho_maniac

Let's put it this way. The YM story board sucks ass. Not because the stories are poorly written, but because the subject matter reminds me too much of cotton candy. psycho_maniac is a fresh breath of air for me, as her literary tidbits make my heart tickle.

Literature can soothe the savage idiot. psycho_maniac will do just that very, very soon.

by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008

beansnchips

When winter comes, and I'm shivering like hell and need some blubber, beansnchips will sure come in handy. It's a savior to my tummy, a salty form of Prozac, and an aphrodisiac all at once. You can also say that beansnchips is a sort of "character" meal, as it is capable of talking and even typing conversations on the Internet. beansnchips, gentically engineered vegetables have nothing on you!

I'm pretty sure that on Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey's honeymoon, Jessica's mother lavished the love chamber with Cheetos, Lays, and beansnchips.

by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008

BridgetJones

The woman I aspire to be. The woman who kicks Elle Woods' ass when it comes to pulling off a Playboy Bunny outfit. The woman who journeys far and wide. The woman who puts up with her misery and continues walking on despite the budding blisters on her sensitive heels. Not only do I aspire to be her, but I want BridgetJones to be my sister in law.

Brother, I have a woman for you. Her name is BridgetJones.

by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008

SecondCircle

An endangered species famed for her night prowling and incomparable dancing skills. SecondCircle is a creature of self-assertion, a being who has compelled me to pull that stick out of my ass and learn to value people regardless of their divergent lifestyles. Life is short, and SecondCircle has shown us that following your instincts does lead to unalienable joy.

I feel pity for the cat lady next door. She should go searching for a SecondCircle.

by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008

MISSMimi

Defies the universal image of an Anglo-Saxon British woman, much to our delight. Can pull off a beautiful array of cosmetics that would make my 2nd grade teacher look like a demented male peacock. MISSMimi seems like the ideal penpal, who, upon actually meeting with me in person, could teach me how to develop better taste in pop culture. And despite all this, I can never forgive her for trying to sell that new Britney Spears CD.

I often attempt to make love to my eyeliner, but I can never do it like MISSMimi.

by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008

xHeard_the_Worldx

Sitting at the kitchen table choking on my Cheerios, I remember being eight years old and watching on the news the rampant chaos in Kosovo. You can say that I xHeard_the_Worldx, meaning that I actually found my heart and learned to show compassion for the friendless and endangered. When someone says he or she xHeard_the_Worldx, I think of someone being slapped across the face by a higher power, commanded to become righteous vigilantes on a mission to slaughter the ugly.

Forget the United Nations. Let's here more about xHeard_the_Worldx.

by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008