Scherbatsky*'s definitions
I'll admit it. As an Asian girl who has this intense Caucasian (and only Caucasian) male fetish, I am led to daydream about freaking with Rick James, despite the fact that I have never freaked before. Maybe RickJamesBiznitch can teach me how, judging from her electronically seductive energy and facetious words of guidance. A true character, she is a pro at pointing out your online flaws and keeping you in check. If only she could have been the nun who beat me with the ruler in Catholic school.
by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008
Get the RickJamesBiznitchmug. The epitome of natural radiance and sincere confidence. A lover of life and a diligent worker whose labors result in benefiting her peers, along with herself. In a storybook, she would be the benevolent fairy who shelters the downtrodden under the branches of a weeping willow. Though quirky, she can be taken seriously, trusted to give some worthwhile advice.
by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008
Get the MetalLacemug. Defies the universal image of an Anglo-Saxon British woman, much to our delight. Can pull off a beautiful array of cosmetics that would make my 2nd grade teacher look like a demented male peacock. MISSMimi seems like the ideal penpal, who, upon actually meeting with me in person, could teach me how to develop better taste in pop culture. And despite all this, I can never forgive her for trying to sell that new Britney Spears CD.
by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008
Get the MISSMimimug. Sitting at the kitchen table choking on my Cheerios, I remember being eight years old and watching on the news the rampant chaos in Kosovo. You can say that I xHeard_the_Worldx, meaning that I actually found my heart and learned to show compassion for the friendless and endangered. When someone says he or she xHeard_the_Worldx, I think of someone being slapped across the face by a higher power, commanded to become righteous vigilantes on a mission to slaughter the ugly.
Forget the United Nations. Let's here more about xHeard_the_Worldx.
by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008
Get the xHeard_the_Worldxmug. An exotic beauty whose elusiveness puts the actual land of Hollywood to shame. A dedicated aficionado of fashion, _Hollywood also has kind ears, willing to listen to the daily trifles of troubled young women. Her vibrant personality and chic charisma are surely valued contributions to the cultural mosaic we call Planet Earth.
You know that bench in front of the shop _Hollywood works at? Well, one day, when my home gets foreclosed and my car gets repossessed, I hope to sleep on that bench in hopes that she'll telepathically recognize me.
by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008
Get the _Hollywoodmug. An ailment my father often suffers from on Thanksgiving after a crapload of undercooked turkey. Also, a song that makes me grudgingly admit that Bono is indeed a sexy, sexy man. In addition, VERTIGOs are delightfully sassy, yet at the same time act very mature for their very young age. For this reason, VERTIGOs would make very good decoys for the Dateline special "To Catch a Predator."
by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008
Get the VERTIGOmug. When winter comes, and I'm shivering like hell and need some blubber, beansnchips will sure come in handy. It's a savior to my tummy, a salty form of Prozac, and an aphrodisiac all at once. You can also say that beansnchips is a sort of "character" meal, as it is capable of talking and even typing conversations on the Internet. beansnchips, gentically engineered vegetables have nothing on you!
I'm pretty sure that on Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey's honeymoon, Jessica's mother lavished the love chamber with Cheetos, Lays, and beansnchips.
by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008
Get the beansnchipsmug.