Plummdogg's definitions

OHMAD

One Healthy Meal A Day

I’m gonna try the OMAD diet out. Make sure it’s OHMAD!

by Plummdogg January 14, 2026

Gut Cut

When your belt is so tight it starts to cut into your overhanging fat gut.

Man this belt is starting to cut into my gut. The old gut cut eh mate?

by Plummdogg November 29, 2025

the smelly machine gun

When you drop a fart and it sounds like a machine gun and smells like Rotorua.

Man the smelly machine guns reeeek!

by Plummdogg January 10, 2021

who cut one

Another saying for “who farted”

“Who cut one? mate that wreaks”

by Plummdogg October 18, 2020

toothbrush diet

When the back end of the toothbrush is used to put down ones throat to then regurgitate any food that’s been swallowed.

I’ve dropped 5kg in 2 days since starting the toothbrush diet!

by Plummdogg October 13, 2020

Countdown

A girl that from a distance looks like a 10 out of 10, until she starts coming closer you then begin the 'countdown' from 10 until she's right up close you realise in fact she's only a 2!

"Shit mate, check out this Sheila over there, she's a 10! Hang on she's coming over here, countdown 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2 aaaaarrrrrrgggggghh!

by Plummdogg July 1, 2016

dirty reverend

A priest shitting into another persons mouth.

Hey sonny, want a dirty reverend?

by Plummdogg July 1, 2016