Crayoning, is that whilst squeezing out a big hard pooh, you attempt to put skids in odd places around the
bowl by crayoning with it. Hopefully they remain after flushing. It helps to learn the
flush cycle to know which part gets the least
flush. Crayoning is better for audiance appreciation
At the dinner whilst meeting
future parents in law, mention that you did some wondeful crayoning, if possible
show them the
pic on your mobile phone.
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