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Insult that is totally disguised as a compliment, and not until 5 minutes later does one realize that it was in fact an insult.
Me: I saw Janet in the hallway earlier, she totally gave me a jansult.
Keith: What did she say?
Me: She said my halloween costume was cute, but that she really hated the character that I had come as.
Keith: Ouch.
Me: Yeah, it took me a minute to figure it out, too.
Jansult by Elsie Henderson October 28, 2007

contentness

A general feeling of being content. Often happens when you find yourself at peace around a specific individual who exudes positive energy.
"I don't know what it is. Every time I'm around her I get this feeling of contentness."
contentness by Reginald New April 8, 2010

jewjew bird 

A person/bird who steals your gold; as well as most of the things you own. They sit on their perch and never ever share any of their nuts
"For god sake jewjew bird I lent you 25 five nuts and you have never given them back"

"who has stolen those nuts?! there only can be one answer.. the Jewjew bird
jewjew bird by jfsdfsf sdfsfsdf October 26, 2010
A thing that will forever be cool and worth mentioning on a regular basis
Remember that episode of Simpsons....Classic
classic by Chris Johnston February 21, 2003

Number 10 Bus 

The number 10, is a great bus, that anyone can go places on, but, the bus is sadly either 2 mins early, or 26 hours late. you will most likely find idiots on there, that probably go to crypt (will, ethan, jarvis, chong, tobi, ect. other roadman kinda names) they will be evil, so dont speak to them. other then that, have a great time on your bus, yolo. lmao :)
number 10 bus. 1 min early
Me. Oh shizzle, i missed it *waits 4843 hours for next one*
also me. thank lord its here now
Number 10 Bus by AidenGoth February 1, 2020

marinettesoneandonlygf 

An amazing, hot, and funny person on miraculous tiktok that makes you laugh, has a crush on Marinette, and has weird stories to share.
Omg did you see marinettesoneandonlygf's newest tiktok? They're so funny lol
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