frozen samurai

after completing urination, washing your hands and exiting the bathroom only to find that you then have to defecate, thus completely nullifying the act of washing your hands. in layman's terms, you don't realize you have to shit until you've pissed.

shit dawg, i hadta wash my hands twice cuz of that fuckin' frozen samurai!

frozen samurai by Seth Ream June 15, 2007

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Sluggish Rubbish

An alcoholic beverage typically drank after a near death experience partying with your crew. Made in a pint glass the drink contents include a light domestic beer, a shot of Vodka and a splash of Orange Juice. The original consisted of Bud Light, Titos Vodka and some shitty OJ.

"I escaped the night but I didn't escape being a piece of shit, time for a sluggish rubbish."

Sluggish Rubbish by Tulsa and The Heartbreakers May 19, 2017