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teeny bopper 

A preteen/teenager who is desparate to be "cool",but instead actually ends up looking like a idiotic poseur.They often have iPhones and spend their entire day text messaging stuff like ''OMG I jes GoT A ManICuRE".They often listen to pop songs like California Gurls only because everyone else like them listens to them.Teeny boppers often hang in cliques.Their lives depend on boys,and they only like guys for their looks which is pretty sad.They like to stuff their bras with tissue papper because they are flat chested and wish to have "boobies"Word of advice to teeny boppers:get a life please,and get over yourself while your at it.
They obsess over themselves and are selfish.They love pink,and are always following fads and whats in.Reason Being:To bE KeWL,as I said before.When texting and chating online they type like this:OMGGGGGG i BRokE A NaIl!!!!!!!!

They often wear whats ''IN".

They are commonly reffered to as sluts and attention whores.Part of that is true,but not all teeny boppers are sluts.Most are though,but all of them are attention whores.If they weren't then they would be teeny boppers.
teeny bopper #1:"LYKe OMGGGG CaLiFOrNiA GuRLs RaWk.''
me:''Damn not another teeny bopper."
teeny bopper by Norklandia September 27, 2010
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You are pretty, hot af, and loud/smart
She is such a arleig I wish I was
arleig by @mArlikes February 20, 2021

Bitchcode 

The patterns in speech and writing used by overbearing and unpleasant females to disguise the fact that they are, in fact, completely horrible people.
She said that she wants a guy who will pay attention to her and call her beautiful, which we all know if bitchcode for her wanting me to kiss her ass constantly.
A mysterious nocturnal creature that is known to bacon during the dark hours.
Girl: I've been watching this damn Narwahl all day and he hasn't bacon'd once!
Guy: Bish, everyone knows the Narwahls only bacon at night.

Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast 

1) The chant of the infamous "Sled Gang", this phrase is frequently used before severely injuring oneself, and ultimately ending up as an unforgettable meme that will forever float around the internet.

2) A phrase used by autistic teenage gypsy's who have given up on life and come to terms with the fact that they will never amount to anything. A clear indicator of a degenerative Disease
1) Dan the Meme Man: "Hey it's Dan the Meme Man. You know, you only live once, so Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast.
Mall Security: " If you go down this escalator, I will call the police on you"
Dan the Meme Man: *Sleds down the escalator anyway, not giving a single fuck*
Fellow Sled Gang Member: "Dan go run!!! Sled Gang! Sled Gang! Sled Gang!"

2) John: "Hey Michael, I heard you were the only one in our grade who didn't get into college. I'm sorry bro."
Michael: "It's alright bruh, I'm just gonna Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast."
John: "Oh no, it's retarded."
A nickname of Vallejo , which is a medium size city in California that is known for being very ghetto and lots of gang activity.
Sorry I can’t hangout today I’m on my way the v to see family.

Aye bro hop in the whip we bouncing out to the v.
The V by KidPresident December 15, 2019

karampouzouklis 

The man that likes partying and loves mpouzouki

Karampouzouklou for women
I heard mitsos went to the mpouzoukia

Oh, of course he is very karampouzouklis
karampouzouklis by Giannaras November 20, 2021