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A dumb black nigger that dies for nyash and doesn’t know how to answer his phone when his best friend of 6 years calls bc he’s with his girlfriend that he’s known for 2 months
Dont be an Ian that would be very retarded
Ian by Yamotha123 June 1, 2022

robot emoji 

when someone just keeps repeating the same things and talking the same way. it's almost as if they are a robot specifically programmed to repeat themselves.
"Cheeto lookin ahh boi. Bro looks like a banana. blud has to be from ohio. No rizz No rizz!💀" 🤖🤖🤖🤖 robot emoji
robot emoji by hoodspeakhater June 29, 2023

shelf-ride 

Finding pleasure in placing something on a shelf, and deliberately not using it while being well aware of its existence and location.
EX1:
Friend- "wow, dude thats the Japanese import of FF7, but you don't read Japanese!"

Dude- "I don't need to read Japanese. I'm gonna shelf-ride the SHIT out of this thing!"

EX2:
Son- "My dad's got some stuff he's been shelf riding since the 60's"

EX3:
Girl - "I gave you a gift, and you never use it!."

Guy - "What do you mean?. I shelf-ride it every day!."
shelf-ride by Roman Sidorov August 18, 2008

urban taliban

Predominently male early teens to early 20's who terrorize the inner city. Gangbangers, thugs and "wannabe's". transends race and class as even upper class suburban white teenage males aspire to be urban taliban. Fashion consists of baseball hats with the size and/or price tag attached, shorts and pants hung low so as to provide the apprpriate plumber look. One or more oversized t-shirts worn at once to provide the menecing look of having a concealed weapon. Vocabulary will often times be splattered with the "N" word, YO, dawwwg and bitch. Accompanying music contains much the same as the vocabulary.
My brother and I were walking to the train station when a group of urban taliban approached forcing us to make sure we held firmly onto our wallets and to check on our valuables after they had passed.
urban taliban by GeorgeMclovin October 23, 2007
Pronounced MARK two

The second generation of a vehicle.

Also used to define the second generation of the Volkswagen Golf/Jetta.
MKII

Dude 1: Look, it's an emkay two!!
Dude 2: It's MARK two you dumbshit.
MkII by BSD January 18, 2006
What I and every other straight guy and lesbain girl wants to be when she grows up.
Tampon has to be 20 letters long, right?
tampon by Growing up fast. November 22, 2007