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Urban Dictionary

Captain's club 

Origin: LBI, NEW JERSEY
Definition: The act of getting head, dome, BJ, ETC. while in a boat. The boat does not have to be moving but it is more prestigous if it is.
Ed joined the Captain's CLub last summer.
Captain's club by ED May 13, 2005
When your sex life as a woman is so dead, that you moan and wail during orgasm while you masturbate to memes on the Internet.
Shazza's sex life was so dead that her neighbors thought her new flat was haunted by a banshee but it was just her masturbating to memes.
Banshee by matrix6977 May 31, 2017

Politics 

Relationship between the acts of government and opinion of its subjects and how the opinion of subjects affects the act of government and how the act of government influences the opinion of subjects.
Politics plays a huge role in governing a country.
Politics by Ashish jojo April 13, 2024
The act of being Smart and Stupid at the same time.
Person 1: Look at John over there.
Person 2: Doesnt he look a bit Smaid?
Smaid by SeagullLettuce September 11, 2018

nut cannon

The male reproductive organ (ie: the penis)
Larry went over to Joes house to return a barrow video game when Larry saw Joes fathers nut cannon.
nut cannon by Locher.0 November 14, 2012
That guy you want to be when you grow up. The idol of all men and kids. He is the strongest person you will ever meet. Has a knack for thinking outside the box and is very creative a wonderful father and is fit for a Latisha. Is loving and caring and wants you to do your best. Very successful
That guy is my idol my Joseph
Joseph by chee2e burger March 3, 2015
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