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porn drive 

portable device for transporting and storing an entire porn collection
7 or more just like with stiff cock length the porn drive needs to be 7 or more gigs to hold one matroska compressed HD dvd porn disc

the more surface area the better for hard drive porn drive storage and boners. The more stiff boner surface area the more nerves for orgasm either naked at the computer or balls deep into a girl preferably her contraceptive ass.
porn drive by horns of you January 26, 2013

Times Square

When a male squats over his sleeping partner with a flashlight shining on his balls. He then tickles her face until her eyes open. When they do he starts counting down like NYE on New Years while lowering his balls closer to her face. When his balls land on her face he screams "Happy New Year!"
I was feeling festive last night and gave Karen a Times Square while she was sleeping.
Times Square by Bworum November 14, 2011
Every office has a high performing outlier, the diligent employee that maximises efficiency by taking longer than normal paces to shave precious milliseconds off a commute to the photocopier.
The Strider will make it happen, Robert isn't one to piss about.
Strider by NZS3910 December 9, 2021

your mom 

A cowards way of admitting defeat in an argument.
Guy: Admit defeat already!
Troll: Your mom.
your mom by gateboy6 June 11, 2013
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Water by Rectum Destroyer April 18, 2022
How did you get thilk?
Thilk by Potatoboi009 February 2, 2022
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