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one five three rule 

Unspoken but widely understood rule regarding selecting a public urinal, specifically if there are five urinals to choose from. If all are unoccupied you choose the one on the far left (1). If this one is occupied you choose the far right one (5). If both are occupied you choose the center one (3). The object is to maximize the space between yourself and anybody else who currently has their shlong out.
urinator 1) "Hey buddy, one five three rule. Scoot over."

*scoots over*

urinator 2) "Sorry, wasn't thinking"
A sexy beast but is bad at fortnite and other video games. Is handsome and loves KPOP especially twice.
Omg Hamo is so hot!!!
Hamo by Jonameister June 8, 2018

DisapUtarded 

The natural reaction in your face when you realize that Utah citizens have the lowest IQ's in the nation, and you are having a absurd (yet hilarious) political or moral conversation with utarded citizen. When you are trying really hard not to mock or sarcastically laugh in a Mormon's face.

The disappointed look you have on your face, when out of state relatives ask you are doing after your big move to Utah.
The realization that your move was a big mistake, as you drink the most watered down beer in the nation. You are stuck and its pretty funny to everyone else.
Skyler: Hey, so hows it going? How is Utah treating you?

Me: (with a DisapUtarded look on my face): Shut up.

quantum theory on rapid reversal of electron polarity 

The quantum theory on rapid reversal of electron polarity is when a random shift occurs within the electrons of atoms causing particles to become entangled within an area. when a large enough number of the charged particles become entangled, there is a rapid discharge of electrons caused by the polarity shift. the energy that is released by this creates different types of plasma that lead to different phenomenon such as ball lightning.
The quantum theory on rapid reversal of electron polarity is what led to the creation of the ball lightning creating a beautiful, yet destructive wake in its path.
The bellow half when during sexual intercourse can get a bit loose
Gooch by The real urban man March 30, 2021

rule 873 

Vibe with Snom.
When enacted(through sending the "rule 873: vibe with snom" gif), all those who see must respond with the same gif and Vibe With Snom.
"Damnit they enacted Rule 873. I'm so sick of vibing with snom."
"...what?"
rule 873 by GravesyBoy December 2, 2024
A town in Northern Illinois. It's a very boring town, and has no high school of it's own, so high school aged students attend Hononegah Community High School in adjacent Rockton Il. Roscoe is approx. 90-110 miles from Chicago Il. if you take I-90 westbound, and get off at the last exit before Wisconsin called (Rockton Road) and taking a left, passing Loves gas station, and following the signs to Ill. Rt. 251. Alternatively, you can take Rockton Road, to Dorr Road, and at Dorr, take a left, until you reach the Dorr/Hononegah Road traffic light, and take a right. About a mile and a half down the road you will see Hilander (a grocery store chain owned by Kroger) and you will be in the heart of Roscoe! I recommend Jessika's Diner for a cheap, filling home style meal.
Dude, Roscoe is SO boring, we need to go piss off Hononegah's Principal!
Roscoe by le'Bob December 14, 2008
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