The natural reaction in your face when you realize that Utah citizens have the lowest IQ's in the nation, and you are having a absurd (yet hilarious) political or moral conversation with utarded citizen. When you are trying really hard not to mock or sarcastically laugh in a Mormon's face.

The disappointed look you have on your face, when out of state relatives ask you are doing after your big move to Utah.
The realization that your move was a big mistake, as you drink the most watered down beer in the nation. You are stuck and its pretty funny to everyone else.